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I'm a stickler for synchronizing moving platforms in platform games. They're not in Super Mario Land, and sometimes you have to wait several passes. It's annoying.pic.twitter.com/ieYC8uI3bh

5 deaths. Mario Land is weirdly inconsistent in collision. Even the Super Ball. Sometimes it bounces off coins, sometimes it's goes through coins.pic.twitter.com/3ua3n3BlQy

The Asian setting of the final world is my choice for most underrated Mario setting. Ugh, you know.. I'm not hating this as much my second-ever playthrough. It's an actual debate in my head if it gets a YES or NO. The PLATFORMING levels (of which I'm on the last) are well done.pic.twitter.com/iphsaukm14

My annoying little brother @MrJonFaust proposed this be remade, Link's Awakening style. That doesn't work for me, because there's not enough meat here. They couldn't could do a $60 release. Stack it with Mario Land 2? MAYBE, but I'd rather they REDO Mario Land, and add a LOT.pic.twitter.com/1lLpHB4qeD

I've reached the wet fart finale. I can't believe anyone defends this. EVEN IF YOU LIKE these bland shmup levels, they don't belong in a Mario platformer. If they wanted this type of gameplay, they should have done a separate launch game called "Mario Pilot" or "Captain Mario".pic.twitter.com/HcXpfYDupj

I have to go NO Pile to Super Mario Land. In doing so, I still concede I liked this more than the second time around. But, I think a lot of my enjoyment came from the dissection itself. Because this is a game that plays *really* badly. It's so rough. It's so weirdly inelegant.pic.twitter.com/wFudMyh1Aq

But, I fully concede that there's SOMETHING here. In fact, I think the ten platforming stages, from a purely level-design standpoint, are among the most underrated in all of 2D Mario. Especially the five platforming stages from worlds 3 & 4. Then again, I totally forgot them..pic.twitter.com/2bZy9cJmM2