A Moogle  🏳️‍🌈 💻 🎮 🎶 🇸🇪

Life Pro Tip: Get you a guy, gal, or non-binary pal who can cook. Or be that person who can cook. You don't need to be Gordon Ramsay, you just need to be able to follow basic instructions. Except for when it comes to baking. Baking can go to hell.

I'm still trying to figure out all the stuff mom knew how to make but never managed to teach me. Baking, though. Our oven is... an experience. Is the temperature actually 200C? Or is it hotter? Is that smell the batter cooking or is the oven completely on fire? ADVENTURE!

My sister has pointed me towards some cooking Youtubes when she gets tired of me trying to understand how to do some things. "JUST LOOK AT THE GRANDMA AND DO WHAT SHE SAYS"

"OR YOU GET LA CHANCLA" ...Or is that joke racist? I'm honestly not even sure.

She can't hit me with a chancla from Tennessee! ... her aim isn't that good. And she's tiny so she'd just punch me in the kidneys instead

What is it with La Chancla, anyway? I've got a Swedish buddy with Spanish parents, and when I mentioned it he knew what I was talking about and laughed - but he also instantly developed this sort of "I've seen some shit" look in his eye.

I mean I get the underlying principle, just didn't realize it was such a feared term worldwide