How do you eat a Starburst?
My son takes his sweet time w it. He just licks it and takes tiny bites and savors it until his hands and face are sticky and full of dirt and it sucks
My wife says we can all learn a lesson from that but I say thanks for fucking nothing @Starburst
I warm the package in my hands, carefully unwrap all 12, wash my hands, then proceed to knead them together into an unholy John Carpenter-esque abomination, which I then take big bites out of like the disgusting shit I am
