I just saw my neighbors' shitty kids steal a bowl off of the table on my back porch. Unfortunately I was too slow to get out there in time, and since almost all of my neighbors have shitty kids, I don't know which neighbor's shitty kids they were. I'm absolutely livid.
Honestly, at this point the anger has passed and I just find it funny. I'm baffled as to why they would steal some random glass bowl filled with dirty rain water and a few bugs, when my spider-plant, Bob, was right next to it. You'd think he'd be much more attractive for theft.