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Goonswarm CEO. "Gaming's Most Ruthless Tyrant" - IGN "From Corporate Lawyer to Space Tyrant" - WSJ + BBC, NPR, Playboy, etc ATTACK AND DETHRONE GOD
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if you ever wonder why i got politically 'radicalized' it's because i grew up in alabama as an athiest child of two biochemistry professors; at 17 i graduated and moved away forever. reminder: Alabama came within 1.7% of sending a known pedo to the senate~
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Had a long conversation about this tonight and it is frankly interesting. I hope you take a (long) moment to read it and let me know.
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if you ever wonder why i got politically 'radicalized' it's because i grew up in alabama as an athiest child of two biochemistry professors; at 17 i graduated and moved away forever. reminder: Alabama came within 1.7% of sending a known pedo to the senate~
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Bringing back this thread because it's important to remember why it seems old, racist republicans seemed to be galvanized against anyone not old, white, and Christian. It's always about the confederacy.
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Pro-life? Confederacy. State's Rights? Confederacy. Gun rights? Confederacy. Religious Freedom/Gay Cake Stuff? Confederacy. Anti-union? Confederacy. If you're a Cavalier or one of their foremen, it all fits~
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bonus: we're the global hegemon lol lmao and a whole bunch of our current leadership are from those inhaled lots of lead in the air generations and THAT crop of geniuses are gonna have to somehow navigate the gibsonian jackpot complexity apocalypse plotline we're stuck in
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what if democracy, but half the population has childhood lead poisoning what happens next? my weed brain is just skidding around trying to grok this scenario which is our literal cool zone horrifying present there's just a dizzying array of implications lol lmao JACKPOT
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lol lmao my high school has gone viral for being full of nazi-loving confederate shitbags reminder all the streets in mountain brook are named after civil war battles it's the confederacy, it's always the confederacy~
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in case you didn't see folding ideas's youtube video / don't have two hours of youtube in you, one of his contentions is that crypto whales literally cannot cash out unless enormous liquidity is injected into the market by newly bought-in suckers
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just figured out why celebs the rich and the media have been psychotically pushing average people to buy nfts lately
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Tonight, on the anniversary of B-R, we will be joined on stream by and hear his side of the story during one of the bloodiest fights of all time. Join us! 8:30PM Est or 01:30 Eve Time. Twitch.tv/rampageinc
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On this day 8 years ago, the Bloodbath of B-R5RB, the largest pvp battle in gaming history at the time, took place. The battle involved over 7,548 players, with 576 capital ships including 75 Titans, and thousands of smaller vessels lost.
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oh this is actually a good idea never stop mocking NFTs or anyone affiliated with cryptoscams, these nerds tend to be very thin skinned and responsive to public mockery, imagine being such a fucking loser as thinking a NFT is good or useful lol lmaoooooo what utter toolsheds
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Never NFTs. We can tank this little industry trend ourselves with a little coordination and boycotting, simply Do Not Ever Buy A Fucking NFT and stop giving money to anyone trying to scam you into buying one. Most importantly, shame and ostracize those trying to scam with NFTs.
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Never NFTs. We can tank this little industry trend ourselves with a little coordination and boycotting, simply Do Not Ever Buy A Fucking NFT and stop giving money to anyone trying to scam you into buying one. Most importantly, shame and ostracize those trying to scam with NFTs.
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Across the games industry we are being forced to listen to MLM scam NFT garbage; only fools and their enablers would push this shit. has been railing against these trends for years, and we see this awfulness from not just but now and .
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The grotesque truth behind the NFT-led "Play to Earn" grift. #NFT #Crypto
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The relative "unpopularity" of NFTs speaks volumes about the plan for them. Investors already got theirs, and have stacked the deck in their favor. Now they're being pushed onto the rest of us so they can be used to exploit us. NFTs are a scam and always were.
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fun fact: The PS5, which has become a meme for a thing that simply is not available, sold 5.3 million units in just the USA. The worldwide number of NFT owners is 400k. This is not a niche niche, it's a teeny weeny tiny cult populated by a bunch of extremely loud rich cats twitter.com/slhamlet/statu…
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NFTs are a perfect expression of capitalism-as-cancer, a worthless vehicle designed to scam the gullible which as a side effect ruins the environment! I'm a Charlie Munger fanboy, I'd never 'invest' in a non-income-producing-asset because IT IS A FUCKING TULIP
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