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by age 30, you should have a group of friends that you can sacrifice to the faceless god nyarlathotep
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Fuck. Me. Backwards.
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Nicola Sturgeon is “an attention-seeker” says the notoriously publicity-shy politician Liz Truss.
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I'm saying that is illegal discrimination.
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Been charged by a hotel for the dog, because allegedly his hair ruined the carpet and have been told that we'll be charged whenever we use said hotel, irrespective of him being a guide dog. Not my week.
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It’s not patients’ fault the NHS is failing. And guess what? It’s not the doctors’ or the nurses’ fault either.
This government are intentionally dismantling the NHS through underfunding, under-resourcing, and accelerating NHS privatisation 🚨
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You don't hear that Badiel and Skinner song much these days, do you?
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The doc says I have a bunion. Years of refusing to toe the line, I guess.
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She voted three times against extending free school meals.
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She says she's 'concerned' by children being harmed by 'on-line abuse' but not apparently by poverty, poor housing and malnutrition.
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I feel sure the women will win this. #womensfootball
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Please. If you cannot tell the truth, don't say anything.
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Online safety bill had few hours left to complete stages in commons, when in last days bfre recess, Labour pulled a cynical VONC in PM which meant it stalled before parl rose- as NSPCC state, leaving 3,500 children to be abused online every single day.
thetimes.co.uk/article/caa229
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Derbyshire, yesterday.
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Barack Obama's Summer playlist
You'll find Beyoncé, Burna Boy, Kendrick Lamar, Prince, Aretha Franklin, Drake, Rihanna
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If you see a faded sign at the side of the road / That says 15 miles to the
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Tonight’s TV tips: at 9pm, ’s Remarkable Renovations on C4, #CSIVegas on Alibi or Stephen King’s IT on Sky Sci-Fi. At 10, ace costume drama #TheGreat returns to C4, #Breeders on Sky Comedy, Roads to Freedom on BBC4 or Helen Mirren on Sky Arts’ #SouthBankShow #telly
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Sam Tarry removed from front bench of the Labour Party for being on a picket line
They ARE hard-working people. Idiot.
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I will do everything in my power to make sure that militant action from trade unions can no longer cripple the vital services that hard-working people rely on.
#LizForLeader
@MailOnline 
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Not strictly music, but I do find Idris Elba increasingly annoying. And he was in the best TV series ever.
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Whats your most cancellable music opinion? I have a few but my most egregious is probably that The Futureheads cover of Hounds of Love is better than the original
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Sunak says his parents 'scrimped and saved' to send him to prep schools, then Winchester College. At today's prices, WC involves £45,000 of scrimping and saving every year. On a salary of £65,000, it would take every penny. His brother was privately educated at the same time.
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44 years ago today, I went to see the Clash play at the Music Machine in Camden (now Koko). Amazingly, here's the whole show:
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'Are You Being Screwed?'
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I'm old enough to remember when Britain wasn't a pile of shit.
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"Don't worry darling. I'm sure those silly scientists are just exaggerating."
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Can anyone recommend a really good travel agent, specialising in fly-drive trips to the USA, please?
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Not that, rest assured.
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Profumo made an error of judgement with a pretty girl he did not know was connected to the Russians. He resigned as War Minister and as an MP. He devoted the rest of his life to charity. What will Bunter do next?
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Afternoon on possibly the hottest day Nottinghamshire has ever recorded and there's a berk out there in his garden with a strimmer
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"And now for viewers in the north..."
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I feel so much better for knowing what Charlie Mullins thinks of the heatwave. Hope his stupid plaggy face doesn't drip all over his tacky Spanish villa.
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Absolute thunderdunce.
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Dominic Raab after the Met Office issues a red alert for 40°+ temperatures.
"We ought to enjoy the sunshine"
#Ridge #SundayMorning
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Menopause shampoo is a thing now. No, really. #hair
The James Webb telescope cost $10 billion
And it works
Tell me again how much did test and trace /and useless PPE cost ❓
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Look like cinnamon whirls to me. But, y'know, I'm lefty scum.
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Tonight’s TV tips: at 8pm, Freddie Flintoff on BBC1 or #CookingwithTheStars final on ITV. At 9pm, SAS Death Squads on BBC1, #NightCoppers on C4 or #WeOwnThisCity on Sky Atlantic. At 10, #TwoDoorsDown on BBC2 or #Snowfall on BBC3. At 10.40, #EverythingIKnowAboutLove on BBC1 #telly
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I had to ask Matt Hancock how his love life was going…. Just now near College Green.
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