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Mike L. Goodman
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Now: “The Carlo Ancelotti of CBSSports.com/soccer” Then: , Grantland, etc. Always .
Not Ukraine for nowpatreon.com/doublepivotJoined May 2010

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The full transcript of the exchange between U.S. Soccer chief commercial officer David Wright and MLS commissioner Don Garber over the U.S. Open Cup - an unusual amount of criticism for the public session of a USSF board meeting:
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MLS commissioner Don Garber to U.S. Soccer Federation chief commercial officer David Wright:  Dave, first, let me give you a shoutout to the group to doing as best you can with this tournament. But I've got to tell you from our perspective, it is a very poor reflection on what it is that we're trying to do with soccer at the highest level.   The games are hard to find. I'm telling you as an actual viewer, the reaction from our ownership, from our team presidents and even our fans in terms of being able to find the games.  The quality of the games – some of the games that we've been playing in are on sub-par fields. I would say that they're not games that we would want our product to be shown to a large audience.   So frankly, I'm not all that disappointed that the audience is small. I appreciate the enthusiasm about it, but we need to get better with the U.S. Open Cup. It's just not the proper reflection of what soccer in America at the professional level needs to be.
David Wright to Don Garber:  Yeah, Don, I appreciate that, and I think we concur. We understand that the Open Cup is not where we all want it to be, and we're committed to getting there.   It also takes resources, and something that we're spending a lot of time thinking about [is] – I think it is a natural opportunity to take a step back now, particularly that we've got a renewed interest from media partners, which I think is a critical component to this.   But you're right to call out [that] there's other areas of the property that we've got to continue to hone in [on] and refine as we think to the future.  Garber responds:  We look forward to participating with you on that.
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Can’t believe he didn’t say “own Burnley”
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A few weeks ago I asked @JJWatt what he wanted to do in his next career. His hilarious answer amounted to “everything” but most importantly he wants to go to college football games, park in the regular parking lot and drink a beer and play cornhole with fans. This was so great.
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Still old enough to remember when Republicans claimed Chuck Schumer having brunch with Sonia Sotomayor would have meant the end of the Republic.
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Exclusive: Conservative judicial activist Leonard Leo arranged for the wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas to be paid tens of thousands of dollars for consulting work nearly a decade ago, specifying that her name be left off billing paperwork. wapo.st/3LzCGpM
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A black card with white overlaid text reading: "Exclusive: Judicial activist directed fees to Clarence Thomas’s wife, urged ‘no mention of Ginni’"
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I have both lived in New York and ridden the subway and stepped in when somebody suffering issues was harassing somebody on the subway in New York and am happy to say you can’t just kill a dude.
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We don't know enough to judge what happened to Jordan Neely, but lots of people who don't live in New York and lots of people who don't ride the subway have a lot of opinions on this and they need to take a seat. It's working class New Yorkers who have to face down this violence.
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[watching a fusion reaction] Here we go
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In the mad mad world of Italian social media, a guy with little actual scientific credentials has become a sort of pro-nuclear influencer/messiah, to the point that he is now selling merchandising including "Water of Fukushima" bottles 😮🤦‍♂️ twitter.com/Paroladilaura/…
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I’ve got a pretty good guess. “What just because he’s conservative he can’t have a kid that goes to private school now! These libs have lost their mind.”
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Jokes aside, I'm very curious as to how Thomas' many apologists will handle this one. It's just so straightforwardly corrupt!
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Why is that one (admittedly very good at posting) menswear guy always in my timeline now? It’s like that weird last season of Saved by the Bell where they introduced all these new characters and asked you to believe they’d just been there off camera the whole time.
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It’s really funny that Elise Stefanik could literally write exactly the same tweet but substitute Donald Trump for Joe Biden and her intended audience would take it as evidence of the exact opposite argument.
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Since Joe Biden took office, over 34 THOUSAND pounds of deadly fentanyl has been seized at the southern border. That is enough fentanyl to kill every person on the planet. We must pass the Secure our Border Act to ensure a nation that is SAFE. newsmax.com/us/border-bill
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Truly we live in a golden age of the goys telling Jews how to be Jewish.
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Arkansas has a law requiring all contractors to affirm they reject BDS as a condition of doing business with the state. Now the state won't give a Jewish doctor the money he's due because of his religious objection Israeli policy. arktimes.com/arkansas-blog/
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He better be on that real nerd shit. Better not be like LoL nonsense. I’m talking Dwarf Fortress level stuff at minimum.
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Erling Haaland says he cannot tell people what video games he plays at home "because it's too embarassing." 👀😂
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Like I’ve been alarmed on the subway. It’s scary and unpleasant. I’ve had to step into a situation late at night on the subway because somebody was getting harassed and it’s really really frightening in those moments. But, like, you can’t kill a guy over it and not go to jail!
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You just don’t get to murder somebody because they’re alarming you on the subway. Society really can’t work that way! You gotta like get arrested and stuff. This sounds dumb and simple but, like, apparently it’s a thing that needs to be said!
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it is funny that Moneyball, a self consciously pragmatic program, often criticized for its lack of romance in America, has been transmuted in England into a new form of idealism to be contrasted to classic English pragmatism
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Leeds ditch ‘Moneyball’ ideals for Sam Allardyce’s pragmatism thetimes.co.uk/article/d421ef
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What about Leeds was “Moneyball” exactly?
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Leeds ditch ‘Moneyball’ ideals for Sam Allardyce’s pragmatism thetimes.co.uk/article/d421ef
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It is very funny how ideologically committed these guys are to believing businesses are losing money because of their ideological commitments.
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media companies spent the last couple of years distracted by ideological, non-business issues and self-indulgent union drives, & now they’re imploding If half that energy was focused on profitability & product, these companies would be thriving
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Among other things. Quite a season for Frank.
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If the Premier League season began on 29 October, Chelsea would be in the relegation zone. 16th: West Ham (21 games, 20 points) 17th: Leicester (22 games, 19 points) 18th: Chelsea (22 games, 18 points) 19th: Everton (22 games, 16 points) 20th: Southampton (22 games, 12 points)
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Eventually the human belief that solving problems thanks to extraordinary efforts is evidence the problems never existed is probably gonna doom us all to extinction one day.
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Once you get old enough to have hit a few of these dates, while 1st-hand remembering the hysteria around the predictions from decades prior, you start to take claims of imminent "crisis" with a grain of salt. twitter.com/SvetskiWrites/…
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Feels like we got a decade of people saying “this is peak TV” followed by people making more TV and now the writers are on strike and the streaming services aren’t making money. And yeah it turns out when people said you can’t have more TV than, this there was a reason.
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I heard someone went to a baseball game last night asked people what was culturally more important, the Met Gala or the Writers Guild of America, and they were ejected from the ballpark for arguing balls and strikes
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It is (fake) confusing that a certain variety of professed anti-war commentator never seems to make this point.
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The United States would like to see China push Russia to end its war in Ukraine, @USAmbChina says at @StimsonCenter. "What we need to see from China is to push Russia to withdraw its troops and so that Ukraine can have all of its territory back," he says.
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Allardyce, Lampard, Silva, Moyes, Dyche. A real murderers row of current PL managers who came through Goodison.
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Occasionally I try to self-assess about my extremely strong beliefs about the correctness of helping Ukraine defend itself and whether I’m actually accidentally talking myself into being a neocon. Nice of the neocons to remind me that, lol, no, they’re still terrible and insane.
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I continue to support the US aiding Ukraine's defense, but we can make that case without ginning it up into yet another existential conflict. This is bad, irresponsible journalism. twitter.com/TheAtlantic/st…
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I continue to support the US aiding Ukraine's defense, but we can make that case without ginning it up into yet another existential conflict. This is bad, irresponsible journalism.
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The future of the democratic world will be determined by whether the Ukrainian military can break a stalemate with Russia and drive the country backwards—perhaps even out of Crimea for good. @JeffreyGoldberg and @anneapplebaum report from the front lines: on.theatln.tc/6lbgTx7
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The biggest problem with Ron DeSantis’s campaign against Donald Trump continues to be his refusal to tell voters why they should vote for him instead of Donald Trump.
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It's early, so voters first picked as many names as they are *considering* for GOP nom — then picked one they would vote for today Trump at 58% vote, winning more of his considerers than anyone else DeSantis trails by a lot, but has room to grow among those considering him 2/7
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In retrospect the thing I was most wrong about Leeds about might turn out to be that firing Marsch would be fine and not a big deal.
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