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Leonard Chan
@TheLeonardChan
Comedian | Screenwriter | Just For Laughs New Faces | Former environmental engineer who has given up on making the world a better place | Owner of Cats
Toronto, Ontariotheleonardchan.comJoined April 2009
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If you're racist enough to believe that all Asians are responsible for coronavirus and willing to attack us for it, then you should also be racist enough to believe that all Asians know martial arts and we'll kill you with our goddamn pinkies. #StopAsianHate
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The Air France safety video covers what to do if your cell phone catches on fire. How often has this happened that this is a necessary safety tip?
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Based on its current trajectory of improvement, the only hope I have that AI won't take my job in the arts is that it becomes so good at replicating artists that it gets depression and refuses to do anything.
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The US shot down another Chinese balloon as a potential prelude to WWIII and it make perfect sense that balloons would be what kicks off this clown show.
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Another day, another incident on our public transit. Exactly what way is the TTC better than?
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POLICE INVESTIGATION: Yonge St & Dundas St 7:34am - police o/s investigating - suspect chased two TTC employees with a syringe - employees were able to get away - no injuries - suspect has been arrested o/s #GO190334 ^se
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@TheLeonardChan
Air Canada lost my luggage that contained all the underwear I owned so if you see me around town, well, now you'll know why I'm walking like that.
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Flew into Fort Lauderdale today and a piece of my front tooth randomly fell off. This is how good I am at fitting in. I’m in Florida less than six hours and I’m already losing teeth.
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I just got bitten by a raccoon and now I have to go get rabies shots, which totally sucks. However, if this transforms me into a were-raccoon, this could turn out to be the best Halloween ever.
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I’ve reached the point of the comedy tour where I woke up this morning, fully packed my suitcase, and had my hand on the hotel door before realizing I was still fully naked.
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Whatever your thoughts on the dark history of the country of which she was monarch, it was refreshing to see that sort of consistent and stable leadership free of partisanship. Looking at you America. I’m glad I got to see her before she left us. RIP Queen Elizabeth II.