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@TheJohnDiMaggio

Actor: Bender Bending Rodriguez, Marcus Fenix, Jake the Dog & many others. A huge Jet fan that likes to say the F word. A lot. F**king Jets.

Los Angeles, CA
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Joined June 2011
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Oct 31

    Hey Twitter! Help me change the face of men’s health this by making a donation to my moustache:

    50 retweets 102 likes
  2. 50 minutes ago Los Angeles, CA

    Ladies & Gentlemen..THIS is our new First Lady of the United States. Stay Classy America

    853 retweets 747 likes
  3. 39 minutes ago

    We can loop it and make you a Christian Scientist from South America. No Brazil!! I can fix it!

    you picked the wrong time to make a movie about a brown Muslim man and a white woman falling in love.
    23 retweets 224 likes
  4. 39 minutes ago

    My astronaut buddy doesn't sound so crazy for that one-way Mars trip now, huh?

    Anthony Green from has called it: the racist orangutan will be US president.
    9 retweets 28 likes
  5. 45 minutes ago

    Strap in for four more years of zero renewable energy progress. Short term oil co profits!!!! Fuck our planet! Who needs it!!

    755 retweets 1,710 likes
  6. 44 minutes ago

    I'm just happy for Stephen Baldwin

    69 retweets 409 likes
  7. 50 minutes ago

    WHAT A GOLDEN AGE OF WILLFUL IGNORANCE

    612 retweets 1,463 likes
  8. 49 minutes ago

    Jesus Christ. We elected a third grader. We are in dark, dark times.

    133 retweets 440 likes
  9. 46 minutes ago

    Never underestimate crazy.

    34 retweets 116 likes
  10. 47 minutes ago

    Donald Trump has grabbed America by the pussy.

    238 retweets 481 likes
  11. 3 hours ago

    We are very probably looking at a global recession, with no end in sight, says

    1,582 retweets 860 likes
  12. 1 hour ago

    idk how i can go to meetings abt making silly cartoons tmrw 😢

    12 retweets 121 likes
  13. 1 hour ago

    I'm off to , sorry I couldn't bring you Aussies better news with me...

    6 retweets 122 likes
  14. 2 hours ago

    216 retweets 479 likes
  15. 2 hours ago

    Caaaaaaaaat.

    shhhhh it will be ok. America has survived worse
    8 retweets 122 likes
  16. 2 hours ago

    There is a big line between bitchy frustration and righteous anger and John is on the correct side of it.

    23 retweets 176 likes
  17. 2 hours ago

    I will feed you the vanilla tears I cry from my shorts. Motherfucking shit-fuck. FUCK TRUMP.

    YESSSS. FEED ME YOUR TEARS
    48 retweets 260 likes
  18. 2 hours ago

    I already blocked those people, dude. FFFFUUUCCCKKK.

    yelling at your fans who vote their conscience and not the ones voting for trump?
    10 retweets 129 likes
  19. 2 hours ago

    FUCK YOU.

    In Korey's defense, look how John's reacting. And you thought Trump had poor temperament. It's about civility in the end.
    13 retweets 127 likes
  20. 2 hours ago

    Oh my god, FUCK YOU.

    wrong again dude. Can you send me your tears. I want them.
    12 retweets 111 likes
  21. 3 hours ago

    I AM.

    is losing his shit lol
    18 retweets 215 likes

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