Keith

@TheIncredibleK

I'm the type of guy that pays for parking on a Sunday.

Dublin City, Ireland
Joined April 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    17 Oct 2020

    You're telling me a guy named Jacob creamed on this cracker?

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  2. Jun 4

    The db in Mongodb stands for double benetration.

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  3. May 18

    No matter what you say to a barber you're getting short back and sides

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  4. Feb 19

    Does anyone else think that Perseverance's pictures is making Mars look pretty frikkin smol.

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  5. 11 Nov 2020

    Quentin Tarantino be like

    fuck afoot
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  6. 11 Nov 2020

    Right now, if every 5 year old in Paris started gunning for me I know exactly what I'd do - Aidan Devlin

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  7. 11 Nov 2020

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  8. 9 Nov 2020

    Just a heads up, the new covid vaccine doesn't interact well with the cooties vaccine some of us got in primary school, very dangerous, be careful.

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    6 Nov 2020

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  10. 6 Nov 2020

    Biden- 264 Trump - 214 Men - 2.5

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  11. 6 Nov 2020

    When I have a hole in my sock I just throw it on the fire - My co-worker regarding the fact clothes are deemed non essential currently.

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  12. 5 Nov 2020

    People with big dicks have a

    fuck advantage
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  13. 4 Nov 2020

    I'm really confused. Where do I go to vote for Michael D. Higgins?

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  14. 3 Nov 2020

    I've seen a lot of butterfly's but not a lot of margarineflys. Makes you think.

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  15. 3 Nov 2020

    Ordering five guys to make it feel like I've got the gang over.

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  16. Retweeted
    3 Nov 2020

    British Panel Show Comedian Alignment Chart Lawful Good:Greg Davies Lawful Neutral:David Mitchell Lawful Evil:Rob Brydon Neutral Good:Roisin Conaty True Neutral:Richard Ayoade Neutral Evil:Jimmy Carr Chaotic Good:Noel Fielding Chaotic Neutral:James Acaster Chaotic Evil:Sean Lock

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  17. 2 Nov 2020

    That gaff from Up wouldn't last long in this weather I'll tell ya that for nothing.

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  18. 2 Nov 2020

    Remember guys, no peanuts this month. Or pistachios, cashews etc. No nuts of any kind.

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  19. 31 Oct 2020

    Oh hey thanks for checking in I'm 🎵still🎵a🎵piece🎵of🎵garbage.

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  20. 31 Oct 2020

    👉👈🥺

    Pisces: We know what you did, and frankly, you need to be kink shamed.
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  21. 31 Oct 2020

    Some days I feel superior to jelly fish because they have no brain, and sometimes I think those mf'ers got it figured out.

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