HorseMouf

@TheHorsesMouf

Just a horse, in a one-horse town. "HorseFaceKilla" on them streets. Here to prove that Pegasus does exist. Horsefeathers do exist.

One Horse Town, OK
Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2019.

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  1. 25. lip 2019.

    HORSE PHOOEY

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  2. 18. lip 2019.

    if I ever get plastic surgery, it would be to make it look like I didnt have over a dozen seizures and a stroke on the floor of a cement cell in county jail for 3 straight days before anyone realized I was dying. So basically, a minor facial lift.

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  3. 15. lip 2019.

    horse whinny, do you say?!

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    15. lip 2019.

    Salvador Dalí with Rhinoceros (Photo: Philippe Halsman)

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  5. 13. lip 2019.

    Well I'll be a horse's uncle!

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  6. 13. lip 2019.

    what in the Sam Hill?!

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  7. 9. lip 2019.

    Not only can horses wear glasses, but, we can also LOSE THEM REPEATEDLY. (or consecutively. whichever means over and over again.)

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  8. 9. lip 2019.

    That moment you get so comfortable in your ego that you forget that your entire persona and everything you permeate was manufactured piece of culture creation: ..I'd like to thank the CIA for making me so fucking cool.

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  9. 1. lip 2019.

    Vice President John Nance Garner, when asked of the position of Vice Presidency, claimed that it was "not worth a bucket of warm piss".

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    1. lip 2019.
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  11. 31. svi 2019.

    My hooves are KILLIN' me!

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    Our politicians both.... democrats and republicans are corporations masquerading as human beings.

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  13. 26. svi 2019.

    A horse is a horse is a horse. But we are not all the same. Most of the horses in this barnyard may as well be hens! The way they gossip and cackle. I'm just lookin' for a real lead mare to tear da barn up with. Maybe we could go find us some stallions together.

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    25. svi 2019.

    Help. I’m trapped in a barn with oily people.

    Prikaži ovu nit
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  15. 25. svi 2019.

    live by the hoof, die by the hoof.

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  16. 24. svi 2019.

    ***whinnies into the four winds***

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  17. 23. svi 2019.

    IDK why "straight from the horse's mouth" is automatically considered the optimal source of information. Believe me, many a horse, whom I know personally, is far from a credible source. Hey, that rhymed! "many a horse, far from credible source" -The Horses Mouf

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  18. 23. svi 2019.

    What would you say the plural for Pegasus would be?

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    18. svi 2019.

    where the hay at

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    23. svi 2019.

    Hairless Guinea Pigs look like miniature hippos

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