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World-leading expert in reality TV challenges. Hostile to idiots. Anti-racist feminist. Good Trouble™. Any pronouns work.
Woiworung Country, BirrarungaJoined April 2009
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New work roster's out, and they've arbitrarily extended shifts 2.5 hours over school holidays with no notice.
I'd say the left hand doesn't know what the right hand's doing, but I'm pretty sure at least one hand has it's head so far up its own arse it could offer guided tours.
Because have you seen the status quo right now?
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Corey Worthington is trending because there's another selfish entitled prat in the news...
Why TF do people keep celebrating selfish entitled prats?
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Mr Greece is a better host for this than Beau. Can we just keep him instead? #AmazingRaceAU
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Becau can't feel anything - and he means anything - but yet that doesn't stop him being a bit of a wanker. #AmazingRaceAU
I refuse to believe they had all of ATHENS at their disposal and the best place they could find for a Pit Stop was CITY HALL.
Was Subway booked out for a wedding? #AmazingRaceAU
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Let's make the rest of this episode quick, Mr Greece is giving Cyprus twelve inches later. #AmazingRaceAU
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I just laughed harder at an ad metaphorically comparing underpants to property investment than I have at this entire season so far. And this show is TRYING for comedy. #AmazingRaceAU
"Spanakopita" is not obscure. They sell it at fucking Aldi. Why can't any of these people pronounce it? #AmazingRaceAU
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Only during literal world wars, you twit.
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Britain “has been through worse, frankly”, Truss says
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If you have to do a leaderboard graphic in the middle of a task, four episodes in and with more teams removed from the season than you're expect, you have wayyyyy too many teams.
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To recap, that's now four teams out of the race via methods other than "finished last". In four episodes. #AmazingRaceAU
Ever get the feeling a cookbook is yelling at you?
Words.
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The urge to start a new game for fun, vs. the urge to get some use out of the streaming items you impulse bought during lockdown.
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Not nearly big enough.
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Australian house prices have seen their biggest fall in almost 40 years, brought on by aggressive interest rate hikes.
The losses amount to thousands of dollars per month, but context is key when looking at the gloomy numbers. @chriskohler #9News
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Ready to feel old? Jennifer Coolidge was only 37 when the first American Pie film came out.
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Melbourne to Sydney (never the other way around) in seven minutes, but they're being delivered on a rail replacement bus so won't arrive until 2076, and that's WITH a Prime membership.
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Australia is working on acquiring hypersonic missiles capable of travelling between Melbourne and Sydney in just seven minutes. 7NEWS.com.au #7NEWS
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One of these things is not like the others...
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The work from home recommendation for Victoria has been scrapped, the gov will also stop the daily media update from the CHO and the pandemic declaration has been extended until Oct 12. @abcmelbourne
Personally I think if he wants to live as a man we should all respect that decision and use the correct pronouns.
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So, why does JK Rowling still write under the pseudonym Robert Galbraith? Like, we all know it’s her, it’s the only thing she writes outside her dumb tweets and blogs, and she promotes it heavily. What’s the point?
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25 years since Princess Diana died, making her corpse now too old to date Leonardo DiCaprio.
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Well, at least now we know why Ten sat on this shit for five months and rushed Hunted and Masked Singer into the schedule. #AmazingRaceAU
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Second time. Heather and Eve say hello. #AmazingRaceAU
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We are now in a situation where a team is about to be told they're in SEVENTEENTH PLACE and they're not eliminated. This is maybe the most incompetently an Australian reality TV show has ever been handled, and I watched every episode of that revival of The Mole. #AmazingRaceAU
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If that Love Boat shit was any more cringey, they'd be having Beau Ryan as host. #AmazingRaceAU
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This would be more exciting if we hadn't already seen 2/3 of the cast in other countries during all the endless promos this show was getting. #AmazingRaceAU
They serve at Her Majesty's pleasure. Give the old racist a fucking break, she's tired.
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BREAKING: Palace confirms that the Queen will NOT be able to travel to London to receive the incoming and outgoing Prime Ministers next week.
Instead on Tuesday 6 September Boris Johnson and either Liz Truss or Rishi Sunak will have to travel to Balmoral 
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Only one team is going home? Only one? Seriously? #AmazingRaceAU
It's genuinely impressive how these tasks even sound tedious and halfassed on paper, even before you watch the teams attempt them. #AmazingRaceAU
Soon, Tenplay won't just be the only place with every episode of #AmazingRaceAU, it'll be the only place to see the new episodes too.
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Look, I think this town misunderstood when someone told them Beau Ryan was looking for 36 people to give him a blue job in one afternoon. #AmazingRaceAU
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Remember how everyone said "trim a patch of grass with nail scissors" was the worst #AmazingRaceAU task ever last year? I hope you're ready for some heartpounding Watching Paint Dry action.
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I don't know who the fuck decided EIGHTEEN TEAMS IN ONE EPISODE was competent TV production, but they realise the thing about Masterchef getting away with it is most episodes really only have like three people competing, right? #AmazingRaceAU
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Soapway is not good enough. #AmazingRaceAU
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