Geoffrey Stevens

@TheGeoffMan

I am The Geoff Man (pronounced like Joffrey from Game of Thrones). I'm also the guy behind and other funny videos and short films.

Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2009
Born January 6, 1981
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    Apr 3

    Wait. Today’s date is 4-3-21.

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    Apr 3

    I need an academic dissertation on why Black people love Phil Collins’ “In the Air Tonight” so damn much.

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    Apr 3

    it's very cool that The Iron Giant ended with it asserting that it would not be a weapon, and then directors keep putting The Iron Giant in their movies as the big destructive robot

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    Apr 3

    Old songs about drugs: “I’m flying the magic highway to a land of make believe” New songs about drugs: “IM ON PERCOCET!”

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  5. Apr 3

    This is what happens when you don’t do the reading before class in NYC.

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    Scott f’ed up aka I miss New York
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    Apr 1

    “Vaccinated people do not carry the virus"

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    Apr 1

    This commercial has given me such joy in lockdown. It will soon disappear from our screens. Before it goes, here is a scene by scene breakdown 🙌

    Rog's "Scoop There It Is" Breakdown
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    Apr 1

    Javits Center Pfizer appointments for all eligible New Yorkers: Ignore the note that says "no appointments available"

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    Mar 30

    When I’m texting from my computer I would tell anyone anything

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    Mar 31

    I’m sorry, whose anger is on trial here? The person who killed someone or the person who saw someone kill someone? ffs

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    In a tense exchange, bystander Donald Williams pushed back when the Derek Chauvin's attorney asked whether he grew more and more angry with Chauvin during the fatal arrest of George Floyd. "I stayed in my body. You can't paint me out to be angry."
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  11. Mar 30

    One of my favorite things is when you hear someone talk to their pets in a special voice for the first time.

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    Mar 29

    I had to go back and take a picture because I knew nobody would believe that this is a real sign outside Atlanta.

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    Mar 29

    🚨SINCERE POST🚨 As we get back comedy I hope we reflect on why we’re doing this and won’t let the bullshit of industry, bookers, and envy drag us back down. We survived and now we get the chance to remember what about this makes us happy. Or don’t whatever who cares.

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    Mar 28

    Like, I'm imagining Brendan Fraser's publicist calling him like "You're trending on Twitter" and him going "Oh god, what did I do" and she says "Um...you're trending because everyone loves you" and I hope that gives him a warm fuzzy feeling.

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    Mar 28

    Seashells Transform Suburban Bathroom Into Tropical Hideaway

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    Mar 28

    Wahlberg just praying they blow the ship up so he can star in the movie because he knows its a hanks joint if they get it out safely

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  17. Mar 28

    You may think Mark Ruffalo's amazing as The Hulk but did you ever see him imagine a bunch of instruments that start playing around Keira Knightley in "Begin Again?"

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    Mar 28

    Dog Feels Like He Always Has To Be ‘On’ Around Family

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  19. Mar 28

    The AstraZeneca vaccine is actually just a 10-minute-long shower in buffalo hot sauce. feat.

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    Mar 27

    Please ignore the non-Dunkin’ iced coffee in the background.

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