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People who read books regularly act like it hits different than other mediums and as someone who just started reading books regularly again for the first time in years yeah it kinda does they are right
Girlfriend watching A Clockwork Orange: you know they’re fucked up little sickos because they’re drinking milk for fun. that’s how you can tell
At the museum I saw a grown ass dude no joke wearing a triforce shirt and cargo shorts. I genuinely thought they stopped making those kinds of dudes
we're cancelling each other over pictures of juicy jugs today. Share your most cancellable titty pics.
the weirdest cultural impulse on here is to insist critiquing something means you don't or can't enjoy it
just tried to start Don't Look Up but any picture that begins with Jennifer Lawrence having terf bangs and rapping along to "Wu-Tang Clan Ain’t Nuthing ta Fuck Wit" probably isn't for me
This rising conception of “unnecessary sex scenes” is so stupid. So what if it doesn’t advance the plot? If a movie only features things that strictly advance the plot, it’s bad and it’s boring. Superfluous scenes are a big part of what makes films great
it's absolutely insane that the original Death Note movie ends with the song it ends with. 100% you will not expect it unless you've seen it.
I did not expect it and i've seen this movie at least three times before
Womxn is the funniest word that exists for the benefit of literally no one
Girlfriend was not surprised when I pulled a large chocolate chip cookie from the side of my bed and began eating it. Girlfriend was surprised when I finished the first and pulled out the second big cookie
Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham each making the other sing the salty breakup songs they wrote about one another
my girlfriend told me she doesn't think about movies or fiction at all after she experiences it. "i think it's just a neat little story. it's fun while it's happening. but then it's over why would i think about it?"
Doc martens are formalwear if you’re a lesbian
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doc martens are business casual if you aren’t a coward
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this is no country for old men. this country is for the girlies
Learning that sororities use the terms “littles” and “Bigs” completely oblivious really fucking killed me when I found out
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adam driver as waluigi but he’s the only live action character twitter.com/Variety/status…
my girlfriend was explaining something to me and i immediately cut her off to say "Elvira's gay"
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Cassandra Peterson — best known to the world as #Elvira, Mistress of the Dark — has revealed her 19-year relationship with another woman in her new memoir. @TheRealElvira advocate.com/arts-entertain
nothing more homoerotic than someone doing a crime and another person trying to catch them but also wanting to be like them. gayest genre of storytelling
oscars are dumb for many reasons, but also largely because they'll nominate films that aren't in english but not the actors from those films
Representation for lesbians who let their guy simps do little favors for them
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Jodie Foster reveals new details about her initial reaction after obsessed fan John Hinckley Jr. shot President Reagan in 1981: “Truth be told, I was a little impressed.”
I’m so stupid for thinking kink at Pride is cool. I’m just a dumb little slut who should be humiliated and taught a lesson for thinking gay perverted thought. I should be restrained at Pride by beautiful women who will-
Forget “mistress” or ma’am”, I’m saying “yes chef” when she dominates me
the commodification of queerness, being fed straight-washed media representation, and mixing rigid identity politics w/ fandom bullshit has actively fucked up so much of how the current gen of queers engage w/ the world, their history (they dont), and queer elders (disrespectful)
Me saying “stop overcompartmentalizing sexuality & identity” is not the same as saying “labels are bad”
It’s saying chill tf out and quit trying to put everyone under rigid definitions and a hyperspecific sexuality flag that you made 5 minutes ago w/o learning any queer history
cant stop thinking about Robin Williams learning about Evangelion
my girlfriend has TikTok, I have videos of director/comedian/actor/painter Takeshi Kitano (AKA Beat Takeshi) tapdancing to Stand By Me.
The amount of people not knowing Cage is a Coppola is so funny twitter.com/DiscussingFilm
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There’s a difference between something making you uncomfortable and something making you unsafe
This is the most cursed thing I’ve ever seen. San Francisco is dead and lost to us.
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I only read essays, articles, comics, and critical pieces for years and ngl I missed how reading long-form narrative actively engages my imagination and stimulates my own ideas as a writer. It fucks
Waiting for a train is one of the most cinematic and romantic things a person can do. Idk why but it is
being visibly (and often irrevocably) gender non-conforming is an experience that comes with certain persecution and dangers that really get ignored and flattened when queer communities would rather center discussions around the concept of identities being “valid”
I laugh about this poster everyday. I need someone to make a shirt of it
The Killing of a Sacred Deer is such an unserious movie beginning middle and end lmao
My roommate has never seen Iron Chef (or any cooking show) so I had to explain Chairman Kaga to her and then show the montage of him introducing every ingredient ever
every time i watch a movie with impeccable sex scenes that are really fucking hot and viscerally illustrate a character's internal world, I find like 9 dumb lil bitches w/ popular letterboxd reviews talking out their ass bout how it's ~the male gaze~
none of you have fucked good
the Sam Raimi Spider-Man movies are the only superhero movies Martin Scorsese has openly said he likes. the man's taste is impeccable
ex-catholics who have never been part of another religion watching anything where guilt and shame are prominent themes: hmmm getting a lot of catholic vibes from this
Olivier Assayas was so thirsty for Maggie Cheung that he literally made a movie for her to star in about a French director who is so thirsty for Maggie Cheung that he made a movie for her to star in. And the craziest part is that shit worked. They were married the next year. Game
I don’t fuck with the kind of people who want art to have straightforward direct morals rather than eliciting complex and often frustrating emotions
So, in the lesbian relationship, which of you wants to ride the motorcycle and which of you is the one who wishes the other just wouldn’t??
People who are sincere on here are so much hotter and more interesting than those constantly putting forth cold irony and deprecation because they are scared of being seen as cringe
I don’t trust people who think they are above a thirst follow. That’s the purest follow
the Phoebe Bridgers girlies are gonna lose their minds when they discover Cat Power
Licorice Pizza is a problematic movie. Pretty irresponsible and fucked up how it glamorizes and romanticizes disgusting immoral behavior (living in the valley or being from the valley)
Having lesbian sex for the first time: there was softness and kindness. i was given safe space. It was beautiful
Having lesbian sex for the trillionth time: that bitch eviscerated my body into carnitas. She peed down my throat while screaming a gay warcry. It was beautiful
The way I see a lot of younger/newer queers (not even just teens and early 20s) who get super rigid about identities and flags and semantics and oppression politics...like it just makes me feel jaded and tired and kinda sad, man.
Every time there is a Peggy Hill episode of KOTH, my fight or flight instincts activate and it is some of the best television ever written
No 21 year old has ever been that hot. No one ever reaches peak hotness before 23
yes the plural of "MILF" is "milves" but more importantly, something bearing the quality of a MILF or made by a milves is "milven"
I say Batman eats pussy and ass but he refuses to get his ass eaten or cock gobbled because of his trauma and sense of duty. his parents were murdered he can't get rimmed
the whole thing about queer flags and the desire to rigidly define sexual/gender identities being colonial in nature is so true and the baby gays really get so mad about it. Like yeah have personal boundaries, but that's very different from creating ideological borders chill bb
Dear queers who want to start exploring a fetish/kink/sexual activity but don’t have anyone to do it with or are too shy/scared to meet someone:
This is me formally telling you to see a sex worker about it! I’m dead serious
The more I rewatch Wes Anderson, the more I realize how much I really love Wes Anderson’s movies and find everyone’s constant shit talking about his movies so annoying.
Most people who talk about “ethical porn” always wanna go for ~feminist companies~ rather than just buying clips and customs from performers themselves and that’s so fucking weird to me
people call twitter a hell site but they probably just dont follow all the hot girls who are professionally smart and all the smart girls who are professionally hot. that's the trick. that's how you win, dummy
I’m less interested in Chalamet as an actor and more interested in like idk just playing Smash with him. Who does he main?
“Who is allowed to call themselves a lesbian” discourse is so boring and pathetic. Nobody in the real world cares. I’m literally going to get plowed by your moms, worry about that
Mitski followed me for like 5 days before she deleted her twitter and I assume I’m entirely to blame
sorry
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imagining Gumby's band sounding exactly like Big Black
one of the coolest things about Parasite is its core conceit is a sitcom level misunderstanding elevated to an operatic level of drama by weird architecture and the horrors of capitalism
Just remembered when me and my friends used to call white queers “jar drinkers” because, well
Reading a book, relating to a character, and then getting mad when their behavior diverges from what I would do