"... all fifty spakes?..."
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I’m sorry, but even for Trump, this is f*cking off the charts creepy and weird. twitter.com/atrupar/status…
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Gary Jones
@TheGaryJones
Comedian, improvisor, actor, that #Stargate guy, writer, artist, inventor of the knife, professional amateur and Civil War nudist.
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I should just copy this dialogue and bring it to my screenwriting class.
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"And I commit to ending all relationships with Chinese sweatshops that make my ties and instead find a great American company whose non-Asian, born-in-the- USA workers will be only too grateful to work 16 hours a day, 6 days a week for 11 cents an hour."
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Trump announces if elected that he will start a global trade war by implementing a mercantilist system. He will raise tariffs on “most foreign products,” phase out all imports from China in 4 years, and punish US companies who do business and invest in China.
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Jack(et)off.
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Trump: "Hey, Melania, what color tie goes with my blood-engorged face?" Melania: "I don't give a fuck."
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Best response.
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Wow…they drive like they’re from Houston…
Ron, I'm thinking if you appeared as a Marvel superhero, you might be Irony Man.
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I never really understood the appeal of superhero movies but most people Marvel at them RS
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I'll try to wear bigger glasses and achieve that full "Brains" look from Thunderbirds.
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It’s not a #MasterClass: It’s a Chief Master Sergeant Class! #Stargate’s Gary Jones is back as fan-favorite Walter Harriman in an interactive roleplay and cosplay event: Gate Tech 101.
Coming On March 11, 2023. Tickets are on sale for members now: thecompanion.app/events/
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SG fans! Thanks to the efforts from the good peeps at , I cannot wait to connect with all my aspiring 'gaters' and answer all your questions. It's gonna be a power hour so if you can 'gate-relate,' sign up and I'll see you there. Chevron 7 is locked!
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Join #Stargate's @TheGaryJones for an exclusive roleplay and cosplay experience to learn what it takes to be an unsung hero of the SGC: Gate Tech 101 on March 11, 2023.
Tickets are on sale now for Companion members: thecompanion.app/events/
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Raquel Welch dead at 1,002,023. Gone too soon.
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When Drumpf refers to it as being "stollen" does he mean that the entire incident was nutty as a German fruit cake?
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Watch this with the sound off and he's literally the worst magician ever.
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Junior reveals that his dad’s plan to end the war is to force Ukraine to the negotiating table with Russia by cutting off all US aid.
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Hey, Ron here's a thought. Yes, the world is a bit topso- turvo so that's actually why it's even more critical that we have people like you who bring joy and poetry and art and love to us all. You are a gem, my friend. Go out and shine for us.
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Coming up soon I have about 50 solo shows starting in Port Dover then USA, Ireland, UK, Europe then home by end of May. So many mixed emotions about the tour. Feelings of excitement & stress for the shows. Dread for all the travelling in a world that seems a bit
scary of late RS
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Locked the camera off and I literally did that change in real time. Thank God for theatre training where you have 10 seconds to change in the wings. Had an entire crew ripping clothes off me, cramming a helmet on me and handing me a machine gun. Boots were undone.
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Every time you show up it brings a smile # to my face! Despite Walter is often being a bit of comic relief he just became such a crucial part that made an episode feel like Stargate to me. I’ll never forget that quick change in 200!
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Still gobsmacked to have 'MVP' & 'Legend' used in reference to ANYTHING that I contributed to SG1, Atlantis or SGU. Humbled and honored. Invited to my 1st Gatecon in Vancouver years ago, I said no, convinced that no fans knew who I was. Proven wrong every year since. Thank you.
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Keep thinking, having finished my SG•1 and Atlantis rewatches and starting SGU again, what an absolute MVP @TheGaryJones’ Walter is to the Stargate programme. Clearly joined Gen O’Neill at Homeworld Security as well. Legend.
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Lord Fuqqa Duck.
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Without mentioning Donald or Daffy, name a popular duck:
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Bad Santos
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Please reply with suggestions for a good title for the inevitable George Santos biopic 
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Not all! I know a few criminals in their 60's.
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I am now 52. Is it to late for me to go in to criminal law?
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St. Tropez. (chef's kiss)
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Ben Hur. (Does he have to be in it?)
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#BirthdayCelebrantOfTheDay
First movie or series you think of when you see this actor?
#RobertDuvall
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ME: My toilet won't stop running. PLUMBER: He'll stop eventually when he chafes his ball-cock.
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PLUMBER: Hello? How can I help you?
ME: My toilet won't stop running...
PLUMBER: Well, don't worry. He'll get tired eventually
and come back home RS
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My Las Vegas wedding.
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What is an underrated movie that should deserve more attention?
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13 rows down. Middle of the square. I'm no genius but that's not hard.
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I call this hairstyle 'The Price is Right.' "Comb on down!"
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That he's returning to his mothership.
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What “major announcement” would YOU like to see from Trump tomorrow?
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This is the greatest achievement in human history. It will never be topped.
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Hey, Johnny, is your email server down? It looks like the truck that delivers for lightspeed.ca has crashed and overturned in Thunder Bay. Your rambling messages might be stuck there for a while.
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#Breaking A tractor trailer unit has over turned and rolled into a backyard off of Dawson Road at Hilldale. No reports of injuries. #Tbay
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Isn't that all of them?
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Name one of his Films/TV Shows without mentioning Airheads, Doom Patrol, George of the Jungle, The Mummy or The Whale:
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Totally agree, Mike. Sleeping in a stetson was the fucking worst!
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Man, we have to start wearing hats to bed again, I'm gonna be pissed
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Fun Boy Three twitter.com/ProjectLincoln…
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"What's up with long-term care, amirite???"
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This looks like an open mic twitter.com/thehill/status…
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Maybe I wasn't clear, Ron. Wasn't looking for a "Strumming With Ron" tutorial. Was just hoping to catch a glimpse of you playing the guitar as part of the overall jam of your homage. I like watching any good guitarist play the guitar. It's lovely.
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These are all videos I've done quite some time ago
I didn't want them to be tutorial but just my tribute to songs and songwriters I love RS
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'Can We Have Our Frisbee Back?'
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43 years ago, on November 30, 1979, Pink Floyd released the album "The Wall". Which track is your favorite?
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Ben Hur.
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Can you name a movie that features a scene with a Truck that is not Terminator 2??
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That pigeon is definitely on the Monet!
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