So I saw #TheSistersBrothers with @Jairorobo tonight and boy was that an adventure. The movie wasn’t terrible but it wasn’t good.
(4) There is a lot of sleeping and campfire scenes. As @Jairorobo mentioned to me, “Hey we made it! Waitaminute, nevermind it’s a little further down. Let’s camp out for the night.” And that would be it, haha.
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(5) There were some action scenes but it’s too bad they clearly didn’t have the funding to show it. JOHN C REILLY IS GONNA HAVE HIS BAD ASS MOMENT (cuts to Joaquin Phoenix nervously watching the action THAT THE AUDIENCE CANT SEE)
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(6) What was the deal with burying the treasure on the mountain side? We’re just gonna never revisit that?
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(7) The director is a fan of The Office because that is the only explanation for that random shot where Joaquin Phoenix gives exposition to the camera. Also, what gives with that final artsy shot?
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(8) That “climax”. What was the point of that montage buildup? And the mom? I guess the characters needed to go somewhere, why not the mom that wasn’t brought up in the movie? WHY NOT.
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(9) Joaquin had an alcohol problem until he didn’t. Jake Gyllenhaal and Riz Ahmed had a weird thing going on that even I can’t explain. Reilly’s “girlfriend” that gave him that red handkerchief? Whatever, she gave it to him, get over it.
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(10) What was the deal with that weird scene where Riz Ahmed draws the company logo? That scene made me lose it in the theater because it went nowhere, hahaha. What a nothing scene, haha.
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