I expect a clean floor when I get home #sternfather
Alright, I've reached the closet cleaning stage where I can no longer see my floor. RIP Pants' carpet
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Hey, you're the one who emptied its contents! It was out of sight out of mind before!
End of conversation
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Oh, and don't forget to take out the trash
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