Managed to get spaghetti sauce in my eye today. I felt both extremely talented, and incredibly stupid.
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Replying to @TheFussypants
@TheFussypants Been there. Done that. Let me know when you get to choking on your own saliva ;)#TMI I know.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @SpaceBard
@SpaceBard My dad@TheYotaan once snorted a spaghetti noodle such that one end was in his mouth and the other was coming out his nose.2 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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