Everything about D&D is pretty fantastical but I think the most unrealistic thing for me is having the guts to go up and ask for directions from any random person on the street
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Me communing with elder gods: "seems reasonable" Me not having crippling social anxiety: "now you're just being silly"
Can lift objects many times my weight? “Yup, seems fair” Capable of singing a song so lovely it seduces a dragon? “Totally following you” Could maybe even kill at god if I worked hard enough? “Got it” Able to lie on command? “Wait hold up??”
