ChristopherFrizzelle

@TheFrizzelle

Editor of in print. Inventor of the silent-reading party. MFA from

Seattle, WA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2011.

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    I'm trying and failing to think of a scarier slogan for an apartment building

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    Seattle! Please come hear me talk about CLEANNESS w/ brilliant at this Saturday, 2/8 at 7pm.

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    I think my favorite thing about daddy Gertrude is that she had a poodle named Basket, and when Basket died she got another poodle and named it....Basket II

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    My grandmother, who was sent to Siberia for 10 yrs, said that in February, birds wld freeze to the ground. So, prisoners, who were sent to work, wld grab small birds, put them under their armpits. By the time prisoners got back to barracks, the birds would thaw out & fly away.

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    I still think there should be a show where public figures who famously hate each other have to work together to bake and decorate elaborate cakes.

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    (Opens Twitter) (Sees Sanders-Clinton feud entering its fourth year) (Closes Twitter) (Walks into the ocean) (Embraces the sweet release of death)

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    In this moment of crisis, I know we'll protect our democracy by standing up for ourselves and each other. We have defeated corruption before. We have changed our system together before. And we will do it again.

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    31. sij

    Sounds like me faking my way through a conversation about the Bears with my brothers and their friends when I was 12 and all I wanted was for them to leave so I could resume listening to My Fair Lady on my parents' 8-track player.

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    30. sij

    It's official, has achieved zeitgeist status--don't miss our event with him and on February 8th at 7:00!

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    30. sij
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    30. sij
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    29. sij

    all local news sounds like this to me

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    30. sij
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    29. sij

    Online dating horror stories! A few months back, a man sent me a 3am rejection poem (a sonnet, actually) after a particularly volatile first date. It included the word “mayhaps.” 😂

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    28. sij

    quick question: does anyone know if 2020 has any other months or is it just january?

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  17. 29. sij

    We received a ton of submissions for our online-dating horror stories essay contest. Literally every story we received was about a man.

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    28. sij

    One time, I met Dianne Feinstein at an event and she introduced me to Dick Durbin as "an erstwhile reporter." I said, "No, I'm still a reporter." And she said, "Right, an erstwhile reporter." And I said, "That means that I'm a former reporter." And she said, "No, it means...

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    BREAKING. Ofcr charged w/murder. This is beyond belief. Police officer who killed handcuffed Black man now arrested. The handcuffed man asked to use a bathroom as he sat in the passenger seat next to the officer in the cop car, and the officer opened fire & shot him 7 times.

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    29. sij

    when someone says ‘piggybacking off of that’ in a conversation it makes me want to ‘piggyback’ off a cliff

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    28. sij

    Was horny when I wrote this headline. Will delete later. Sorry :-(

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