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@TheFallow

Syntax collector, book shrink, Cat-5-tattoo artist. Current reads: THE HELLFIRE CLUB; SOME DIE NAMELESS; THE DEPENDENTS; DOPESICK; CADDYSHACK; WHAT EDITORS DO

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  1. 1 hour ago

    “I filed this lawsuit against my former employer today because I believe that Americans should not be forced to choose between their principles and their paychecks,” Briskman said.

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    "It is un-American to let the government use your own tax dollars to buy your off-duty obedience.” Perspective | The woman who got fired for flipping off President Trump just sued her former employer

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    Today, The Geller Law Group filed a lawsuit in Fairfax County, VA...

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    5 hours ago

    I was fired from my job for flipping off . Today, I filed suit with & because what happened to me was unlawful and un-American.

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    FIRE THIS MAGGOT

    Still, Pruitt insists he has no idea why the obvious conflict of interest is a problem. “I’m dumbfounded that that’s controversial,” he told the Times.
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  6. 1 hour ago

    "I'm too stupid to recognize my own perfidy." —Scott Pruvitt

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    8 hours ago

    Today I sent Mark Zuckerberg my entire medical history just to save him some time.

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  8. 6 hours ago

    Punc-rocker Hank Fuhrmann on certain marks that “serve to divide even as they are meant to connect.”

    Identity and the hyphen: a deep dive into copy editing and culture from the one and only in . " "Drop the Hyphen in Asian American"
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    10 hours ago

    I try my best to avoid discussing politics, religion or punctuation in public. But I was happy to tackle one (maybe more) of those in my recent article for . Thanks, , , et al., for sharing it.

    Identity and the hyphen: a deep dive into copy editing and culture from the one and only in . " "Drop the Hyphen in Asian American"
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  10. 11 hours ago

    Tansa strikes again.

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  11. 11 hours ago

    But will there be 🏓?

    DC Friends! Meg Wolitzer, author of THE INTERESTINGS, will be reading from her new novel, THE FEMALE PERSUASION at Politics and Prose on Friday at 7pm (with extra bonus conversation with The Washington Post's Ron Charles) and I hope you'll stop by!
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  12. 11 hours ago

    We first grew suspicious upon realizing that “From staff reports” anagrams to “Triumphantly vindictive Ron Charles.”

    "HE WAS RIGHT" - THE WASHINGTON POST
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    Apr 3

    For a Secretary of State to call a President a “fucking moron” that President would, by definition, have to display clear evidence of moronic behavior on a consistent basis. Today’s call for the US military to guard the Mexican border, for no reason, keeps Trump’s title secure.

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  14. 15 hours ago

    When you gotta go, you gotta go.

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  15. Apr 3

    "Yet" is a beautiful word.

    Every picture of Mueller looks like Dr. Dre's/Eminem's "Forgot About Dre" should be playing in the background.😂
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    Super excited to see my illustration 'Bloom' used for the cover of Katharine Dion's next novel. Thanks to for the art licensing.

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  17. Apr 3

    THE DEPENDENTS by Katharine Dion is “a beautiful story of communication and commitment,” raves PW. via

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    The best what? Coward? Liar? Adulterer? Overgrown toddler? Bullshit artist? Sex pest? Misogynist? Racist? Rapist? Bigot? Hate monger? Porn-star-payer-offer? It’s a crowded field!

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  19. Apr 3

    Scriveners, you’ll not be sorry. After all, this is the man who wrote, “There’s nothing like the sound of a child’s laughter to remind you that your apartment is haunted.” [secret aside to Howard: Send me your sloppy seconds!]

    I don't do this often, but I occasionally have to justify all the time I spend here, so if you're looking for an editor to work with you on your novel, you should talk to me. My DMs are open, or contact me through .
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    Glad to see you on it this morning. Onward!

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