Yes, thank you, everyone in my mentions now making up nonsense so you can prove it’s not always true. You earned a mute. Hope it was worth it.
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Yes you can tell jokes. You can even tell them in my mentions. If I’m tired or bored or frustrated, I will mute you. That way everyone can enjoy whatever the hell it is that you’re enjoying and I can avoid blocking you because I’m in A Mood.
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Or better, just fucking don't.
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Anything said before the word but doesn't count.
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Not to be racist but, white people have just bought out all the garlic hummus in the supermarket.
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That’s a lie tho. You know they’re eating the chocolate hummus.
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Not to be racist, but french fries taste pretty good. I know, I know, I'm an asshole. I totally agree with your assertion. Anyone who earnestly starts a sentence that way is about to prove a point they're affirmatively trying to deny.
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No offense, but [insert mortal offense here]
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With all due respect, (I do not respect you.)
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lol @ doing a racism.
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