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    patting the butter in a lewd way‏ @TheEveNebula 27 Nov 2019

    No sentence that begins with “not to be racist but” will end without doing a racism. Same with sexism. Just own it.

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      2. patting the butter in a lewd way‏ @TheEveNebula 27 Nov 2019

        Yes, thank you, everyone in my mentions now making up nonsense so you can prove it’s not always true. You earned a mute. Hope it was worth it.

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      3. patting the butter in a lewd way‏ @TheEveNebula 27 Nov 2019

        Yes you can tell jokes. You can even tell them in my mentions. If I’m tired or bored or frustrated, I will mute you. That way everyone can enjoy whatever the hell it is that you’re enjoying and I can avoid blocking you because I’m in A Mood.

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      2. T.C. Aurelius‏ @q_aurelius 27 Nov 2019
        Replying to @TheEveNebula @BrowOfJustice

        Or better, just fucking don't.

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      3. Vic Ricchezza‏ @VicRicchezzaGeo 27 Nov 2019
        Replying to @q_aurelius @BrowOfJustice

        Anything said before the word but doesn't count.

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      2. Erika‏ @Hairika 27 Nov 2019
        Replying to @TheEveNebula @BrowOfJustice

        Not to be racist but, white people have just bought out all the garlic hummus in the supermarket.

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      3. patting the butter in a lewd way‏ @TheEveNebula 27 Nov 2019
        Replying to @Hairika

        That’s a lie tho. You know they’re eating the chocolate hummus.

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      1. PaperBagger‏ @misterbagman 27 Nov 2019
        Replying to @TheEveNebula @BrowOfJustice

        Not to be racist, but french fries taste pretty good. I know, I know, I'm an asshole. I totally agree with your assertion. Anyone who earnestly starts a sentence that way is about to prove a point they're affirmatively trying to deny.

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      2. MTL says please get vaxxed when you can!‏ @MTL613 27 Nov 2019
        Replying to @TheEveNebula @BrowOfJustice

        No offense, but [insert mortal offense here]

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      3. T.C. Aurelius‏ @q_aurelius 27 Nov 2019
        Replying to @MTL613 @BrowOfJustice

        With all due respect, (I do not respect you.)

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      1.  🏳️‍⚧️Scott, BSN RN  🏳️‍🌈 9¾ ⚯͛ △⃒⃘ 🚀‏ @ScottBSNRN 27 Nov 2019
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        lol @ doing a racism.

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