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Hey, I wrote a book / Help me bring it to market / Indiegogo, go! #Unseen http://indiegogo.com/unseen
No Haiku for now / A year and a half daily / Now I need a break
To build a village / They say that it takes all kinds / Except ugly folks
Sometimes I hate things / Other times I'm indifferent / But I'm always drunk
1 retweet 1 favoriteA stupid monkey / Tried to eat his own feces / Instead of throw it
Weiner has pulled out / It turns out, he went all soft / Couldn't keep it up
Man walks down the street / Sees someone else on a bench / Gives him a wedgie
Do you play poker? / If you do, take up knitting / You'll lose less money
You're losing your mind / But you have to ask yourself / Is that a bad thing?
Feel like an Ogre? / Lack of pants getting you down? / You need some nice shorts.
Weinergate is done / Or at least, it might be done / Never reached climax
Hey, here's a quick joke: / How do you blind News to you? / Put Weiners in it!
Check out my Weiner! / What do you think it can do? / Here's a hint: sexting
Anthony's a dad / Or at least, he will be soon / He used his Weiner
I need to ask you / Hey, have you seen my Weiner? / Not you, Anthony
Anthony Weiner / Owned up to his own penis / I'd claim that thing too
Bazookas away! / Man the torpedoes, you dogs! / ...not hump them, man them
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