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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow Apr 10

    This does not seem fair to @AndyLassner, but it sure was funny. @ColinHanks @LAKingspic.twitter.com/xTvawbuEkZ

    10:16 AM - 10 Apr 2018
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    92 replies 316 retweets 2,628 likes
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      2. andy lassner‏Verified account @andylassner Apr 10
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @ColinHanks @LAKings

        Was it?

        47 replies 3 retweets 280 likes
      3. Ed Glavin‏Verified account @EdGlavin Apr 10
        Replying to @andylassner @TheEllenShow and

        It was 🤣🤣

        2 replies 0 retweets 33 likes
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      1. Kalen Allen‏Verified account @TheKalenAllen Apr 10
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @andylassner and

        Dang y'all didn't have to do my home skillet biscuit like that!

        0 replies 0 retweets 51 likes
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      1. Ayumi Mc Fly (Billy Joel Forever)‏ @AyumiMcFly Apr 10
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @andylassner and

        @TheEllenShow tell to @billyjoel that 2 french fans wish that @billyjoel make a concert in France! We are sad without him.We love his music and his voice!❤️🙏😭🎤pic.twitter.com/Q84eaebNSv

        Ellen DeGeneres, Oprah Winfrey, Paul McCartney and 2 others
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        2. Oprah Winfrey @Oprah

        3. Paul McCartney @PaulMcCartney

        4. Elton John @eltonofficial

        5. Miley Ray Cyrus @MileyCyrus

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      2. Tie Domi‏Verified account @thereal_tiedomi Apr 10
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @andylassner and

        That’s hilarious 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
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      1. Rick LeRoy‏ @RickLeRoy6 Apr 10
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @andylassner and

        I never thought of Ellen as being ruthless, merciless, and downright unfair but the evidence is in your favor, Andy. However, in your usual slightly above average style, you took it well.

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      1. Will‏ @Willwsx Apr 11
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @andylassner and

        Was It ???

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      1. JenniferJ‏ @bondotprc Apr 10
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @andylassner and

        "Is there ever a time the joke is not on me?" 🤣🤣 I was laughing so hard I almost peed myself. Poor Andy, but God, he makes me laugh.

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      1. Bitter old cat lady‏ @bittroldcatlady Apr 10
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @andylassner and

        Ok I've watched it twice now & I'm still about peein my pants!

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      1. Cruciani 🦄‏ @LunaAmore14 Apr 10
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        This is funny !! BTW ... Is your season over on 5/17 ? I don’t see any more ticket chances on your website ... I was unsuccessful getting tickets for this season ... hopefully in the fall ! 👍💖☮️

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      1. Yolanda Medina‏ @Yolanda48898764 Apr 11
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @andylassner and

        Poor Andy, he just can't catch a break!😊❤️

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      1. Sherri Kersey‏ @taximom0526 Apr 11
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @andylassner and

        Funny. Not fair. Too far in switching seats cause you could see that coming.

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