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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow Feb 27

    I mean, @AndyLassner, if you’re gonna lie down, I’m gonna scare you.pic.twitter.com/evWju0TeNS

    4:46 PM - 27 Feb 2018
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    334 replies 1,388 retweets 14,490 likes
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      2. andy lassner‏Verified account @andylassner Feb 28
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        My heart just returned to a normal resting heartbeat.

        17 replies 14 retweets 571 likes
      3. SeriouslyFubar‏ @Srslyfubared Feb 28
        Replying to @andylassner @TheEllenShow

        🤣 It should be your mission to get her. Come on Andy you can do it. A payback. Something for the ages...

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      4. andy lassner‏Verified account @andylassner Feb 28
        Replying to @Srslyfubared @TheEllenShow

        I’ve tried. Countless times. She doesn’t scare.

        2 replies 0 retweets 34 likes
      5. SeriouslyFubar‏ @Srslyfubared Feb 28
        Replying to @andylassner @TheEllenShow

        Urg. A crew effort? How about all the actors she's gotten in the past? There has to be a way... DAMNIT!🤔

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Rainbow‏ @Rainbowbeauty42 Feb 27
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @andylassner

        Lying down On the job?😑 And Tweeting On the job?😱

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. Rainbow‏ @Rainbowbeauty42 Feb 27
        Replying to @Rainbowbeauty42 @TheEllenShow @andylassner

        Can I have An application?😊

        0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      2. Ray‏ @F_UNICORN_ Feb 28
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @andylassner

        I love how common this has become to everyone except for Andy

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. Amanda Korf‏ @amandakorf Feb 28
        Replying to @F_UNICORN_ @TheEllenShow @andylassner

        Right? No one even batted an eye.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Felicia Stevenson‏ @F_M_Stevenson Feb 27
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @andylassner

        When you're super pissed at your boss but she's Ellen so you just have to walk away. 😂😂😂

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      1. Sayan Bose‏ @SayanKBose Feb 27
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @andylassner

        He literally went to change his pants. Lol.😂

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      1. Elaine Holmes‏ @Elholmz Feb 27
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @andylassner

        I love how no one else reacts cuz they’re so used to it.. except for Andy. & was that the •F• bomb @andylassner??

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      1.  🌈Kelly Davis 🌻‏ @Firefly_6702 Feb 27
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @andylassner

        No wonder you started designing and selling underwear, I bet Andy goes through a lot during a work day 🤣

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      1. Deborah‏ @Deborahhq81 Feb 27
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @andylassner

        @andylassner I think it’s high time someone gave Ellen a dose of her own medicine.... what say you???

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      1. HolyGuacamole 👻 🎃‏ @KathyEastCoast Feb 27
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @andylassner

        😂pic.twitter.com/wZL5xjirLj

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      2. Danielle Wetzel‏ @danielle_wetzel Feb 27
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @andylassner

        @Laubham I just identify with her love for scaring people so much.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Vicki Walker‏ @ChaplainVicki Feb 27
        Replying to @danielle_wetzel @TheEllenShow and

        Me too

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      1. emme.r  ⛈‏ @emilyrayeg Feb 27
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @andylassner

        Being Andy has got to be the most rewarding, wonderful, and stressful job in the world.

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      1. Kristin‏ @Kristin92709061 Feb 27
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @andylassner

        Honestly, @TheEllenShow and @andylassner and all her staff have been the only constant throughout my life’s twists and turns over the years. You always bring a smile to our faces and lift our spirits, no matter what’s going on around us. Thank you all for everything you do. ❤️

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      2. rema‏ @rema_oh Feb 27
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @andylassner

        How has the man not quit 😂😂😂 @Mara_Ouk

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