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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow Feb 26

    Did you know a gorilla’s banana is 1-3 inches fully peeled? You heard me. http://ellen.tv/2EXaOw0 pic.twitter.com/OenTvcJTm7

    2:38 PM - 26 Feb 2018
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    178 replies 168 retweets 2,240 likes
      1. Jeff Peters‏ @jeffpetersla Feb 26
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        But he claims it’s 8 inches.

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      1. Wendy  🐍 💚 PLS RT MY PINNED TWEET‏ @WendyG_official Feb 26
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        if you happen to see this, would you mind following me? It would mean the world to me if you did 🎉👑💕💖💎.

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      2. Brenda L‏ @brenlan66 Feb 26
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        Twitch couldn't stop laughing. Lol

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      3. michelle mills‏ @michell26666438 Feb 26
        Replying to @brenlan66 @TheEllenShow

        Lol I know! I thot Twitch was gona piss himself laughing! Lol....sorry Twitch... sometimes I don't know how u can deal with it! Ellen is hilarious 😝

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      1. Crazy J‏ @OfficialCrazyJ Feb 26
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        We Need To Make A Difference With Love ❤️🌎❤️Crazy J - Love Is What I’m Searching For (Audio) https://youtu.be/fJ0SN3BIP4M  #ellen15https://twitter.com/officialcrazyj/status/949131324371210241 …

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        Please Help Me get on the @TheEllenShow by retweet this Video #hiphop #Music #officialcrazyj #crazyj #ellenshow #tv #love #spreadlovenothate #support #pleaseellen #retweet #helpme #bekind #alwayslove #loveisthekey #statenisland #upandcoming #artist #dreams #goals #dreamer pic.twitter.com/bg8bEEgjfA
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      1. Tyler‏ @tylerhaberman4 Feb 26
        Replying to @Chellebus_ @TheEllenShow

        😂😂

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      1. Fairy Tails Cat Cafe‏ @FairyTailsCafe Feb 26
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      1. Diana Fowles‏ @Dianafowles Feb 26
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      1. Tiffany K.‏ @KampmannTiffany Feb 26
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        😃🍌🦍pic.twitter.com/ZBiqM1vAqU

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      1. Kathy D  🇨🇦‏ @katherinelynd Feb 26
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        Which may explain their salty attitudes! 🤔🤔🤔pic.twitter.com/dvFDFTrUVd

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      1. Caribbean hooligan‏ @Verespia Feb 26
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        Wait...what?pic.twitter.com/Nm7SAalpTF

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      1. Melike Gencoglu Keisner‏ @Meet77537178 Feb 26
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        Call me Ellen 0018018334734 I don't bite

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      1. Susan Efa‏ @efa_susan Feb 26
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        Very Funny. Was it Organic or Home Grown

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      1. Richard Keith‏Verified account @richkeith Feb 26
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        I did. Heard It from a friend.

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      1. LeSexDansLaCite‏ @LeSexDansLaCite Feb 26
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        RT @TheEllenShow: Did you know a gorilla’s banana is 1-3 inches fully peeled? You heard me. http://ellen.tv/2EXaOw0 pic.twitter.com/idJe6mrX9A

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