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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow Feb 17

    I didn’t realize the “S” in “S&M” stood for Sumo. @AndyLassnerpic.twitter.com/tQ2JaiX2vT

    11:28 AM - 17 Feb 2018
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      2. andy lassner‏Verified account @andylassner Feb 17
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        Just stop it.

        32 replies 21 retweets 887 likes
      3. Yashar Ali  🐘‏Verified account @yashar Feb 17
        Replying to @andylassner @TheEllenShow

        You need to get paid more

        2 replies 1 retweet 65 likes
      4. Ed Glavin‏Verified account @EdGlavin Feb 17
        Replying to @yashar @andylassner @TheEllenShow

        And yet some would contend he’s overpaid :)

        1 reply 1 retweet 23 likes
      5. Yashar Ali  🐘‏Verified account @yashar Feb 17
        Replying to @EdGlavin @andylassner @TheEllenShow

        I'm one of those people but I'm trying to be nicer to Andy...

        1 reply 1 retweet 26 likes
      6. andy lassner‏Verified account @andylassner Feb 17
        Replying to @yashar @EdGlavin @TheEllenShow

        Fuck you both

        4 replies 0 retweets 70 likes
      7. Ed Glavin‏Verified account @EdGlavin Feb 17
        Replying to @andylassner @yashar @TheEllenShow

        ❤️❤️

        3 replies 1 retweet 17 likes
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      1. Lauren Carol‏ @Lauren_M_Carol Feb 17
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        Courage is not the absence of fear, but simply moving on with dignity despite that fear. -Pat Riley

        0 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
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      2. Fahma 🧞‍♀️Conte 🥀‏ @fahma311 Feb 17
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @andylassner

        😂😂😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      4. Fahma 🧞‍♀️Conte 🥀‏ @fahma311 Feb 17
        Replying to @lifevantage62 @TheEllenShow @andylassner

        I know right 😂😂😂😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. A r i a d n i‏ @ariadnilegaki Feb 17
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @andylassner

        http://Oh.My .God😱💩pic.twitter.com/wWewtW3flG

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      1. Zan Đoyle‏ @ZanDoyle Feb 17
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @andylassner

        this is S&M at its best

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      1. Çağdaş Takmaz‏ @chadoland Feb 17
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @andylassner

        #RoyaltyFree Music http://www.gettyimages.com/music/artists/120785-cagdas-takmaz … … #GettyImages #videoproduction #musicproducer #gamedev #Advertising #SaturdayMorning #Marketing #AbletonLive10 #abletonpic.twitter.com/B5q0HeBZyE

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      1. Roko‏ @Abhishe65473066 Feb 17
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @FuckUZayn1 @andylassner

        Zaddy song

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      1. Ndivhu 🌵‏ @Flexi_kay04 Feb 17
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @andylassner

        🤣😂🤣😌 Ellen thou😂😂😂

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      1. Samantha Weiss‏ @samanthapweiss Feb 17
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @andylassner

        The movie will never be the same 😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. dean‏ @War_Fighter24 Feb 17
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @andylassner

        @shilinz

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      3. Lindsay Shields‏ @ShiLinz Feb 17
        Replying to @War_Fighter24 @TheEllenShow @andylassner

        Lol!!! He's such a good sport! Definitely not your average producer!

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Kristina Baxter‏ @Kristinambaxter Feb 17
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @andylassner

        https://www.feedthemtoday.org/  Please donate or share please help feed families in need

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