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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow Feb 10

    I don’t know how you’re supposed to carry a baby in a public bathroom, but I’m pretty sure this isn’t how. @imKristenBell #Momsplainingpic.twitter.com/i3IXJVQQue

    11:56 AM - 10 Feb 2018
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      1. ryan2.0‏ @ryan43053450 Feb 10
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @IMKristenBell

        Ha ha

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      1. Tanya Reeve‏ @Tanya_R_Steele Feb 10
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @IMKristenBell

        ~These things are for parents who never had to babysit an egg in highschool. #Momsplaining

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      2. Kwanishia‏ @Kynklub Feb 12
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @IMKristenBell

        #SENDKYNTOELLEN #kynklubpic.twitter.com/C9ZwVd7zZ5

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      3. Michael Riley Cole‏ @MichaelRileyCo4 Feb 12
        Replying to @Kynklub @TheEllenShow @IMKristenBell

        That little girl is a boss # killing it

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      4. Kwanishia‏ @Kynklub Feb 12
        Replying to @MichaelRileyCo4 @TheEllenShow @IMKristenBell

        Thank you

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      1. weusedtohavemoney‏ @kidsnomoney Feb 12
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @IMKristenBell

        I love it! You should check out this hilarious kid's E-Book "We Used To Have Money, Now We Have You!" #dadlife #Parentlife #realtalk #parentsplainingpic.twitter.com/fIpIQx9hJm

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      1. RudeGirl‏ @alexandrabali13 Feb 11
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @IMKristenBell

        I love this, @IMKristenBell you rock 👍

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      1. Raymond Fletcher‏ @Raymondfletch14 Feb 10
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @IMKristenBell

        Have they even seen a real baby ?

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      1. The Deviant One‏ @loyyang28 Feb 10
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @IMKristenBell

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        The Deviant One @loyyang28
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        And, of course, Chicks LIKE reading and writing A LOT. Have you ever pissed a chick off, so much so, that she is compelled to write an terse text msg to you, spanning a mere 3 (A4) pages, outlining your many, many faults. And how, deeply and mortally, wounded she is by you.
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      1. Kim Stone‏ @kim_tweedy Feb 10
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @IMKristenBell

        Lmao!!!!! 😂🤣

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      1. Lauren Carol‏ @Lauren_M_Carol Feb 10
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        Time stays long enough for anyone who will use it. -Leonardo da Vinci

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      2. Debbie Fulton‏ @ReddeboDf Feb 11
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @IMKristenBell

        It's funny, but oddly enough tempting. Because really when you're out with your baby alone, and have to per. What do you do with Jr. while you pee? Hahaha

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      3. Debbie Fulton‏ @ReddeboDf Feb 11
        Replying to @ReddeboDf @TheEllenShow @IMKristenBell

        Sorry, auto correct, didn't think I should say pee, the first time.

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      1. sula‏ @susansillusion Aug 31
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @momsplaining @IMKristenBell

        you need to check out public bathrooms in japan. they have plastic baby seats on the walls of the women‘s bathroom stalls! https://goo.gl/images/WZmaEb 

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      1. inday palma‏ @indaypalma Aug 31
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @IMKristenBell

        Funny but that poor thing ohh .my baby you look so cute. Hanging in that wall. But that's torturing. 😊😠🤔

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