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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 14 Apr 2017

    I just did a monologue about first date rules. I probably should have mentioned something about vocal trumpeting. #FirstDates

    5:32 PM - 14 Apr 2017
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      2. Brittany Spivey‏ @brittanydspivey 14 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        How dare you only give us one hour of this show!?!! One hour is not enough ellen its not enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂 #FirstDates #imaFan

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      2. Crazy J‏ @OfficialCrazyJ 14 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        We need to Spread Love Not Hatehttps://youtu.be/H0ngG5Ql4DE 

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      3. Terry Dingleberry‏ @funnyholix 15 Apr 2017
        Replying to @OfficialCrazyJ @TheEllenShow

        Love not hate indeed. So just love ❤

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      2. Bijan C. Bayne‏ @bijancbayne 14 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheEllenShow @NBCFirstDates

        .@TheEllenShow ,,,and being baked out of one's mind

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      3. alecia‏ @pebsway1104 14 Apr 2017
        Replying to @bijancbayne @TheEllenShow @NBCFirstDates

        if she says her name is yvonne....it's YVONNE!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. AshLeGrandMonteith‏ @MonteithAshley 15 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        I 💜that new show its #1! Best date 4me byfar was guy who hadn't cut hz hair/shaved hz beard snceloosn hz wife, the 1 u set him👆🏼w/wuzAMAZING

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      1. Tabitha‏ @tabby2325 14 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        Cute funny show in #firstdates

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      2. Judy McGee‏ @jkaymcgee 15 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        this is the most hysterical and yet it pulls @ your ❤️ strings at the same time. Pure Ellen Genius!

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. AshLeGrandMonteith‏ @MonteithAshley 15 Apr 2017
        Replying to @jkaymcgee @TheEllenShow

        AGREED IM ADDICTED AND IT WAS ONLY EPISODE 1!! lol that blonde and beards where cracking me up!!! But the older couplemademecryhappy tears!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Judy McGee‏ @jkaymcgee 15 Apr 2017
        Replying to @MonteithAshley @TheEllenShow

        OH yeah! That couple was hysterical! I hope they do a Where are they Now? season too!

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      5. AshLeGrandMonteith‏ @MonteithAshley 15 Apr 2017
        Replying to @jkaymcgee @TheEllenShow

        I soooo agree...she told him she would come and go get him win and Champagne didn't mix with her...she should have added & hard alcohol!🤣😂😜

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      6. AshLeGrandMonteith‏ @MonteithAshley 15 Apr 2017
        Replying to @MonteithAshley @jkaymcgee @TheEllenShow

        If she didn't win aka get chosen...sorry my iPhone cut some words off lol

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      1. Terry Dingleberry‏ @funnyholix 15 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        What is actually vocal trumpeting? 😂

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      2. Jamie Steinberg‏ @NotYerAvgChick 14 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        Or getting so drunk you forget your date's name, forget your credit card and then ask for a 2nd date #FirstDates

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Robert Buchanan‏ @RobertB80488495 14 Apr 2017
        Replying to @NotYerAvgChick @TheEllenShow

        What if you forget it sober?

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      4. Jamie Steinberg‏ @NotYerAvgChick 14 Apr 2017
        Replying to @RobertB80488495 @TheEllenShow

        Still no second date. I've been in her shoes.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Robert Buchanan‏ @RobertB80488495 14 Apr 2017
        Replying to @NotYerAvgChick @TheEllenShow

        So it really happens!!!

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      6. Jamie Steinberg‏ @NotYerAvgChick 14 Apr 2017
        Replying to @RobertB80488495 @TheEllenShow

        Oh it happens! If he honestly misplaced it I'd not mind, but if another red flag comes up he's done.

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