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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 31 Mar 2017

    Anybody got some club soda?pic.twitter.com/m0gxbiGCt3

    12:03 PM - 31 Mar 2017
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    • 15,118 Likes
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    691 replies 2,671 retweets 15,118 likes
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      2. Yvonne Vissers‏ @YvonneYvissers 31 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        I think they're also gonna need the name of a store that sells carpet and sofas! That black looks pretty permanent! 😂😱🤣

        1 reply 0 retweets 89 likes
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      4. Ataa 💕‏ @Okqueenie 1 Apr 2017
        Replying to @HeySomebodyLuvU @YvonneYvissers @TheEllenShow

        Or get a belt.. and discipline that child. 🤷🏾‍♀️

        6 replies 23 retweets 426 likes
      5. ANDRACO‏ @ylscoob 1 Apr 2017
        Replying to @Okqueenie @HeySomebodyLuvU and

        That young ? A belt lmao yall need to cool it. This lil girl need some parenting. Somebody thats gone actually watch her

        1 reply 10 retweets 273 likes
      6. unconcerned‏ @Iaypipe 1 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ylscoob @Okqueenie and

        That young?? Hitting your child with a belt isnt really suited for any age. Do people not realize that's not an effective way to discipline?

        8 replies 16 retweets 225 likes
      7. ANDRACO‏ @ylscoob 1 Apr 2017
        Replying to @Iaypipe @Okqueenie and

        I get it lol but a belt aint gone hurt no kid if its used right. Ive got hit with a switch lol i changed my act up fast. And im cool w that

        3 replies 4 retweets 131 likes
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      2. I'M TRYNA KISS TF OUTTA SHIGGY‏ @DIGITAL0SER 1 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        pic.twitter.com/ivbSDVkVfc

        4 replies 87 retweets 363 likes
      3. $$$ blvck‏ @tripleSblvck 1 Apr 2017
        Replying to @DIGITAL0SER @TreehouseRaps @TheEllenShow

        even tha owl lamp know he finna get that ass beat

        1 reply 18 retweets 226 likes
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      2. i Just Be Tweeting™‏ @CurtfromdaBurbs 31 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        Yea I got just what u needpic.twitter.com/wJPCdzSL63

        6 replies 846 retweets 1,498 likes
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      4. i Just Be Tweeting™‏ @CurtfromdaBurbs 1 Apr 2017
        Replying to @Regular_Guy__ @TheEllenShow

        For the dumbest tweets smh but when I try niggas don't retweet me idgi

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      5. raw‏ @Regular_Guy__ 1 Apr 2017
        Replying to @CurtfromdaBurbs @TheEllenShow

        smh must be nice to go viral period

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      6. i Just Be Tweeting™‏ @CurtfromdaBurbs 1 Apr 2017
        Replying to @Regular_Guy__ @TheEllenShow

        Dis all apart of the goat/lota plan we all gonna be eating soon 🌚

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      7. raw‏ @Regular_Guy__ 1 Apr 2017
        Replying to @CurtfromdaBurbs @TheEllenShow

        factuals

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Valerie DeWitt‏ @ValerieDeWitt5 31 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        What did she get into ??

        1 reply 0 retweets 22 likes
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      4. W.E.B Da Boss‏ @JazzoRenee 31 Mar 2017
        Replying to @dontlookmeup7 @ValerieDeWitt5 @TheEllenShow

        But where did she get that from? Was it jist laying around? Who has charcoal powder laying around 😂😂😂 Kids are so rude

        2 replies 5 retweets 123 likes
      5. Rosie‏ @Sweet_Noth1ngs 31 Mar 2017
        Replying to @JazzoRenee @ValerieDeWitt5 @TheEllenShow

        I have some charcoal powder pretty much laying around but cats only really get into open packages.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. W.E.B Da Boss‏ @JazzoRenee 2 Apr 2017
        Replying to @Sweet_Noth1ngs @ValerieDeWitt5 @TheEllenShow

        Wiat what do you use the charcoal powder for? Facial mask?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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