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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 20 Mar 2017

    This is my finger. Seriously. Find out what happened tomorrow.pic.twitter.com/oy4sAyvPDN

    6:46 PM - 20 Mar 2017
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    • cy emilee ☢️ Bussy boy Bailey DAN!EL Bşk Berat s 7of42
    1,131 replies 899 retweets 11,508 likes
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      2. Mary Beth Schneider‏Verified account @marybschneider 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @AutoMATTic299

        You are joking, right, about this X-ray?

        1 reply 10 retweets 122 likes
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      4. Erik Ferland‏ @Calmingdragon 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @AutoMATTic299 @marybschneider

        You two win the internet tonight!

        1 reply 0 retweets 43 likes
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      2. Susan (Be Kind)‏ @tinkfly88 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        ouch!pic.twitter.com/UcpS3wRmgr

        3 replies 5 retweets 55 likes
      3. Tonny Makadada‏ @asakatonmac 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @tinkfly88

        @LavenderCuttie @TheEllenShow @FranklienLuman1 @asakatonmac

        0 replies 2 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Telic‏ @TelicOfficial 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        you gave someone the middle finger for the first time

        3 replies 1 retweet 47 likes
      3. Rebel Spy‏ @Starwind2020 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TelicOfficial @TheEllenShow

        lol wrong finger

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      4. Telic‏ @TelicOfficial 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @Starwind2020

        i realized after. but its funnier this way. ;)

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      5. Rebel Spy‏ @Starwind2020 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TelicOfficial

        Haha yeah it is pretty funny

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. L  🌈‏ @sigourneyweavr 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        the gay struggle

        0 replies 3 retweets 122 likes
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      2. ChiLove‏ @KoolChic17 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        they call that the @jimmyfallon 🤣🤣🤣🤣

        1 reply 2 retweets 53 likes
      3. Fran Foley‏ @FraniFoley 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @KoolChic17 @TheEllenShow @jimmyfallon

        dude his finger was fucked up for months. . I can't remember what he did though.

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      4. ChiLove‏ @KoolChic17 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @FraniFoley

        there's a name for it. Where his ring got caught and ripped off his finger. #ouch

        6 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Fran Foley‏ @FraniFoley 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @KoolChic17

        ooooh its called desleeving i think. . Its when the skin gets peeled off. happens a lot in factories

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Emy  👑 💋♡‏ @emprxncess 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

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        Emy  👑 💋♡ @emprxncess
        PLEASE MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ❣️ @TheEllenShow @Easter_Seals @justinbieber hope you see this! 💜 pic.twitter.com/rHwGmTZ3Ju
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      1. Trendane - Voice Actor/Narrator‏ @Trendane 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        One, for one thing, you've got a mouse pointer stuck in there.

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      1. Nikki‏ @Nikki_New_York 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        ring avulsion jimmy Fallon style?

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      1. Jane Espenson‏Verified account @JaneEspenson 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        oh my god!

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