I need a sofa to crash on. The one in my bedroom was more comfortable than my bed. They're just OLD. Hard, like me
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I'd go into more detail but I think I ate my shoe on that one. Such is life...
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I get a free sofa? Cool!
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. Thanks so much God bless you




you are a great person to talk to 



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and Ellen you can give me $50 anytime
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I Love youuuu



Please follow meee
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but when
@KellyannePolls had her shoes on the couch it was verboten?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I need a new sofa to Ellen am your biggest fan thank you
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If Ms DeGeneres endorses it, I'm in...phenomenal taste!
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you are so beautiful Ellen
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Your watch to indicate how much time ??

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now Ellen you know that's not how you're meant to sit on a sofa .......pic.twitter.com/mrTUse4n0m
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smart woman!
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