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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 18 Sep 2015

    Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work. #ClassicJokeFriday

    2:24 PM - 18 Sep 2015
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    215 replies 1,985 retweets 4,790 likes
      1. Roxanne Kramer‏ @Rocksea40 18 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow You want a funny girl you need 2 get @Lauren_Alaina on your show plus she has new music out GO BUY Plz https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/next-boyfriend-single/id1039171458 …

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      1. Alvin M. Fontanilla‏ @alvnfontanilla 19 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @theellenshow See the Eleven Million Tweet for hashtag! #ALDUBMostAwaitedDate A WORLD RECORD FOR HIGHEST NUMBER OF TWEETS

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      1. Sharon Boothe‏ @sharonaboothe 18 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow love u ellen i like to watch u dance

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      2. dani  ✨‏ @optimisticlwt 18 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow I laughed

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      3. Michael Dent‏ @8247846a2c52400 23 Sep 2015
        Replying to @optimisticlwt

        @optimisticIwt @TheEllenShow y tyhuuuu7hhhyes nguyen in hyrrhyu d uhh h xxdpic.twitter.com/d3dxe7EW1O

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      1. Lilly Cat‏ @Caretaker_Cat 18 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        so @TheEllenShow will think they are churches & not make them into shoes for her alter ego ED"s collection? http://www.thepetitionsite.com/630/930/075/tell-ellen-degeneres-to-remove-leather-from-her-clothing-line/ … #twisted

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      2. KᗩYᒪEE ᒪYᑎᑎ ᗯEᗷᗷ‏ @kayleelynnwebb 18 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow 😂😂😂😂

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      3. Renea Parrish‏ @55Renea 19 Sep 2015
        Replying to @kayleelynnwebb

        @Timberlake4Life @TheEllenShow I love u ellen u r the best ever

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      2. karinaa ✨‏ @kresendez1 18 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work. #ClassicJokeFriday” yeah this actually made me laugh...😆

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      3. Elizabeth‏ @lizzievp 18 Sep 2015
        Replying to @kresendez1

        @kresendez1 this would. This is so your humor!!!!

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      4. karinaa ✨‏ @kresendez1 18 Sep 2015
        Replying to @lizzievp

        @lizzievp hahaha you know me too well❤️

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      5. Elizabeth‏ @lizzievp 18 Sep 2015
        Replying to @kresendez1

        @kresendez1 ❤❤❤❤❤❤

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      1. Meg Veren‏ @genevaleasing 19 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow http://www.GenevaLeasing.com  #funding #investors #startup #capital Startup New York Miami Florida #Miami #FLpic.twitter.com/tdQwo3oIGP

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      1. Thomasina‏ @gr_griff 18 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow 😁😄 I got one too..Why do basketball players wear bibs? Because they dribble a lot.😄 #ClassicJokeFriday

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      1. Bob Salomon BTL‏ @Gloveoftheirown 20 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow @Ellen_Nation Inspiring children through kindness and to never give up...www.BeyondTheLaces.compic.twitter.com/T3x6JDW3oF

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      1. Jim Hatcher‏ @jimnasium80 20 Sep 2015
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        @TheEllenShow because if Bulls had Bells it would sound like Ice cream. Don't even go there.

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      1. raesikora‏ @plantpeace 20 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow Stop making leather products and then make this joke.

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      1. Shan loves 5h‏ @HoldItHansen 18 Sep 2015
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        @TheEllenShow you are kind of really bad at jokes but that's okay cause I love you anyways

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      1. Edwina‏ @GarciaEdwina 18 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow Thank You for helping others & always saying Be Kind To One Another. & of course your Jokes & your Dancing!!!!

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