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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 4 Sep 2015

    Why was the sheep itchy? It had fleece. #ClassicJokeFriday

    6:10 PM - 4 Sep 2015
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    161 replies 1,443 retweets 4,429 likes
      1. drama free 💋‏ @marialeyva79ml 5 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow plz Vote for #fouseytube For Best show of the Year # (RT counts as a Vote 🙏🏼)#streamys

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      2. Orren Stein‏ @BigOshow14 4 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow What's the most musical part of a chicken? The drumstick!🐓 😆 #ClassicJokeFriday

        1 reply 1 retweet 11 likes
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      1. Catin Thecap‏ @CatinThecap 4 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow I would love the #EllenBump on #ForceFriday for my handmade #StarWars hats! https://www.etsy.com/listing/221992141/princess-leia-hair-hat-with-buns-star …pic.twitter.com/IxDHtbTjBS

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      1. ♛‏ @GetLowForLovato 4 Sep 2015
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        “@TheEllenShow: Why was the sheep itchy? It had fleece. #ClassicJokeFriday” you sound like my principal did u guys exchange numbers

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      1. Bernice Schmitz‏ @Gabrina301 7 Nov 2015
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        @TheEllenShow. funniest face of a 6 month old everpic.twitter.com/tonBjIDCMP

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      1. Bernice Schmitz‏ @Gabrina301 7 Nov 2015
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        @TheEllenShowpic.twitter.com/WctNHJCsuS

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      1. haider‏ @haider176 5 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow hey Ellen what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef #ClassicJokeFriday

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      1. mitsuru saitoh‏ @PapaSaitoh 5 Sep 2015
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        @TheEllenShow ny

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      1. Petra Suaste‏ @petra_suaste 4 Sep 2015
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        @TheEllenShow PLEASE take just 1 minute to Read and SHARE. FAMILY needs a Miracle!http://gofundme.com/jp2qvhjg 

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      1. lisa david‏ @lisadavidms 4 Sep 2015
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        @TheEllenShow @lisadavidms Ellen invite me on your SHOW, you're a BLAST.

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      1. Linda‏ @eiFEVER 4 Sep 2015
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        @TheEllenShow maybe it was this lost sheep!😮http://kstp.mn/8dk0k pic.twitter.com/TiBH4OY9t7

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      1. Brandon Smith‏ @bear13smith 4 Sep 2015
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        @TheEllenShow your Friday jokes keep me going

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      1. sara botsford‏ @sarabotsford 4 Sep 2015
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        @TheEllenShow The sheep are WOOLY! Everyone knows that's itchy dude!

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      1. Rebecca Anne Walker‏ @Rebecca94541612 4 Sep 2015
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        @TheEllenShow haha😋good one !

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      2. Salon R Jewellery‏ @salonRJewlsren 4 Sep 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow sounds like dad joke day 😄

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Corey Ball2‏ @LAKEZO 4 Sep 2015
        Replying to @salonRJewlsren

        @salonRJewlsren @TheEllenShow hi

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      4. Salon R Jewellery‏ @salonRJewlsren 4 Sep 2015
        Replying to @LAKEZO

        @coreydaFifth u know you tweeted hi at me and the Ellen show? Hey fellow Aussie

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      5. Corey Ball2‏ @LAKEZO 4 Sep 2015
        Replying to @salonRJewlsren

        @salonRJewlsren yes by pure coincedence youre my nationality lol. hehe

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      6. Salon R Jewellery‏ @salonRJewlsren 4 Sep 2015
        Replying to @LAKEZO

        @coreydaFifth your dogs cute btw.

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      7. Corey Ball2‏ @LAKEZO 4 Sep 2015
        Replying to @salonRJewlsren

        @salonRJewlsren Aww thanks ! he's 7 weeks. ❤️❤️

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      8. Salon R Jewellery‏ @salonRJewlsren 4 Sep 2015
        Replying to @LAKEZO

        @coreydaFifth aww just a pup. Dogs are amazing and so loyal. Have fun training him.

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      9. Corey Ball2‏ @LAKEZO 4 Sep 2015
        Replying to @salonRJewlsren

        @salonRJewlsren thanks 4 the follow babe ill return the favour 💋

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