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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 14 Aug 2015

    Benjamin Franklin tried to figure out how lightning worked. Then it struck him. #ClassicJokeFriday

    6:34 PM - 14 Aug 2015
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    138 replies 2,171 retweets 6,143 likes
      1. Roddy Biggs‏ @RoddyBiggs 14 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow it's my dream to meet you one day. Your The reason why I'm who I am today. I love you so much.pic.twitter.com/hsRJEOIGv9

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      2. Jennifer M. Wiseman‏ @karmajenn 14 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow #BEMYHERO I'm a #breastcancer survivor, hosting fundraiser 4 bc awareness. Would you please decorate a bra 4 my event? #BRA

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Christopher Knight‏ @Woof_Knight 14 Aug 2015
        Replying to @karmajenn

        @karmajenn @TheEllenShow My mom is a 2 time breast cancer survivor. :) She actually just had surgery last week. #Fighton

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Elizabeth Lawless‏ @liblawless 14 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow @MSev12 @EmSeverson

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      3. Meg‏ @MSev12 14 Aug 2015
        Replying to @liblawless

        @flawlesslawles_ @TheEllenShow @EmSeverson 😂😂😂😂👏🏼👌🏼

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      1. Tamitra Williford‏ @tamwilliford 21 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow "Benjamin Franklin tried to figure out how lightning worked.Then it struck him." What do you mean? #7Days #ClassicJokeFriday

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      1. TheNotoriousLadyFury‏ @LadyFury5ft3 15 Aug 2015
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        @TheEllenShow and then some dude accidentally dropped some potato skins in the oil and bam! Potato chips! Everything works out for a reason!

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      1. not maria‏ @JeezMaries 14 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheAmiest @mama_blanch 😍😝😉⚡️“@TheEllenShow: Benjamin Franklin tried to figure out how lightning worked. Then it struck him.”

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      1. Hannah W.  🇭🇷 🇭🇷‏ @HWaynoia 14 Aug 2015
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        “@TheEllenShow: Benjamin Franklin tried to figure out how lightning worked. Then it struck him. @mikaylamer almost two weeks!

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      1. KAS‏ @kas_1019 14 Aug 2015
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        @TheEllenShow @scvanguard Sounds like he came across a Spark of Invention :) #GrowDrumCorps #TheSpark #DCI15pic.twitter.com/THpIU7PQbC

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      1. MyPride‏ @MyPrideBlog 14 Aug 2015
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        @TheEllenShow you need to teach me how you come up with these jokes -L

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      1. BossAssPotatoQueen‏ @KyLee_Songz 14 Aug 2015
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        @TheEllenShow it was a shocking discovery

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      1. Sherrie HaleyJohnson‏ @steelers32fan 14 Aug 2015
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        “@TheEllenShow: Benjamin Franklin tried to figure out how lightning worked. Then it struck him. #ClassicJokeFriday”.I bet he had key insight

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      1. Mad Maxican‏ @johnnysilva79 14 Aug 2015
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        @TheEllenShow Zing!⚡️

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      1. Andrea Reyes‏ @AndreaLissette 14 Aug 2015
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        @TheEllenShow check it out hope you guys like the message Tutorial: How To Look BEAUTIFULhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqlXD2WKgR8 …

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      1. Alberto Candelaria‏ @alcan7 14 Aug 2015
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        @TheEllenShow lol

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      1. Ron Sexsmith‏Verified account @RonSexsmith 14 Aug 2015
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        @dona13_mc @TheEllenShow :O) RS

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      1. Repunzel Perkins‏ @nakedandafraidr 17 Aug 2015
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        @TheEllenShow what did the corn on the cob say to the potato? I'll keep an ear out if you keep your eyes peeled!

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