@TheEllenShow what did the grape say when I stood on it?
Nothing it just gave out a little wine

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@TheEllenShow: Did you hear about the circle who joined the Knights of the Round Table? They called him Sir Cumference.#ClassicJokeFriday
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I'm tagging u @Hunnamshair cuz I have to!
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@Hunnamshair@TheEllenShow dirty minds think alike

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@Hunnamshair even better
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@TheEllenShow Yawk,yawk, yawk. Snort! That was funny...pic.twitter.com/2mcQo2oBPt
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@TheEllenShow I have brain damage from all the strokes, so talking is easier, my a-fib caused my strokesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow CIRCUMFERENCE. YEAH, I get that.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow Please check this link out for my ill mother !!! http://gofundme.com/ubqr6ew http://gofundme.com/ubqr6ew http://gofundme.com/ubqr6ew

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@TheEllenShow Haha
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@TheEllenShow My fake plants died, because I did not pretend to water them.#ClassicJokeFriday (*-*)
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@TheEllenShow that was acute joke.#ClassicJokeFriday ...on SaturdayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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