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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 7 Aug 2015

    Two muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, “It’s getting warm in here.” The other says, “OMG A TALKING MUFFIN!” #ClassicJokeFriday

    2:14 PM - 7 Aug 2015
    • 2,006 Retweets
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    • Paul Saharov Krysta Lee MR.leppy Amyney Mohamad Ali Martha L. Lerma ♌️Julia Smith🔥 Traci Mincy #wehateyou
    192 replies 2,006 retweets 5,471 likes
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      2. Lauren Froman‏ @lofro54 7 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow @caramaas she stole your joke

        3 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Cara Maas‏ @caramaas 7 Aug 2015
        Replying to @lofro54

        @lofro54 @TheEllenShow wth Ellen.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Lindsay Van Ek‏ @LindsayVanek 7 Aug 2015
        Replying to @caramaas

        @caramaas @lofro54 @TheEllenShow SHE CAN DO WHAT SHE WANTS

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Mayberry‏Verified account @Mayberryband 7 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow I think you might enjoy this "cheerleader" cover.. Idk maybe 🍎 http://youtu.be/X8zJrgS6v3o 

        1 reply 2 retweets 5 likes
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      2. morgan‏ @mmorganschultzz 7 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow @kk_hoang2 @calibraskashawn @juliaiversonn smb

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. ju‏ @juliaiversonn 7 Aug 2015
        Replying to @mmorganschultzz

        @mmorganschultzz @TheEllenShow @kk_hoang2 @calibraskashawn still not funny mo

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. kaitlyn‏ @kaitlynhoang_ 7 Aug 2015
        Replying to @juliaiversonn

        @juliaiversonn @mmorganschultzz @TheEllenShow @calibraskashawn ju speaks the truth

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Anneke Lischewski‏ @annekelschwsk 7 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow klassenfahrt, weißte noch?😂😂 @tinakltzsch

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Tina Klotzsch‏ @tinakltzsch 7 Aug 2015
        Replying to @annekelschwsk

        @annekelschwsk ja klar!!! Das waren noch Zeiten..😂 wie lang ist das jetzt her?🙊

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Anneke Lischewski‏ @annekelschwsk 7 Aug 2015
        Replying to @tinakltzsch

        @tinakltzsch 6. klasse, unsere Aufführung da in westerstede😂👌🏼

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Tina Klotzsch‏ @tinakltzsch 7 Aug 2015
        Replying to @annekelschwsk

        @annekelschwsk an die Aufführung kann ich mich noch sehr gut erinnern😏😋Aber ich war mir nicht mehr ganz sicher ob in der 6. oder 7. Klasse🙈😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Rachel Ferronetti‏ @FerronettiR 8 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        GUYS LOOK @MikeIsG0D @mferronetti98 @jessferronetti @TheEllenShow

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      1. Brianna Albers‏ @albers_bri 7 Aug 2015
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        @TheEllenShow @ellajadebushey its your joke😂

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      1. Giuliana Hofheins‏ @_giuliana12 7 Aug 2015
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        @TheEllenShow @AmiDNelly

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      1. Michelle MNM‏ @MNMjournalist 7 Aug 2015
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        @TheEllenShow and now I want a muffin!!

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      2. Andy Lo-Fi‏ @AndresLazanga 7 Aug 2015
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        @TheEllenShow @Seabass222 @josegcastillo95

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      3. josé gabriel‏ @healsthyself 7 Aug 2015
        Replying to @AndresLazanga

        @AndresLazanga @TheEllenShow @Seabass222 dead to me

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Theresa Dietrich‏ @tcdietrich 11 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheSarahKrzak

        @TheSarahKrzak @TheEllenShow Ahahahah we were so young and so hilarious 😂😂

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