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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 15 Jun 2015

    As Abraham Lincoln said, “You can’t believe everything you read on the Internet." Tweet me YOUR favorite #ReallyRealQuote. Hashtag contest!

    3:49 PM - 15 Jun 2015
    • 719 Retweets
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    • Rachel Poole Irene Vance Fuck You Shirley! Jennifer Murray Samara Castaneda Ruth Thompson Katty Believersforever UPoN
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      2. ryanscarola‏ @ryanscarola 15 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow "Women's rights are human rights and human rights are women's rights." Hillary Clinton #reallyrealquotes

        1 reply 3 retweets 4 likes
      3. vikes‏ @VLanghiari34 15 Jun 2015
        Replying to @ryanscarola

        @ryanscarola @qbic427 @TheEllenShowpic.twitter.com/vt5kF1szSy

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      4. ryanscarola‏ @ryanscarola 15 Jun 2015
        Replying to @VLanghiari34

        @vickijee @qbic427 @TheEllenShowpic.twitter.com/brIdokqkTz

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      5. ryanscarola‏ @ryanscarola 15 Jun 2015
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        @vickijee @qbic427 @TheEllenShowpic.twitter.com/2Mft0FEYc7

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      2. Skyler Cook‏ @Relyks76 15 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow "Yeah, I pretty much never sit by the pool anymore" - Marco Polo #ReallyRealQuote

        1 reply 6 retweets 42 likes
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      1. 𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙‏ @ringostahh 15 Jun 2015
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        @TheEllenShow "Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands, and the rest of you buy my mixtape." - John Lennon #reallyrealquote

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      1. Peta M. Hillier‏ @PetaMH 15 Jun 2015
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        @TheEllenShow "Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—I turned around and went home, there was no wifi." –Robert Frost #ReallyRealQuote

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      2. Skyler Cook‏ @Relyks76 15 Jun 2015
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        @TheEllenShow "I don't see what the big deal about wasting water is. We got like six oceans or something" - Al Gore #ReallyRealQuote

        1 reply 2 retweets 31 likes
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      2. Lani Renaldo‏Verified account @lanirenaldo 15 Jun 2015
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        @TheEllenShow I once said, "why mix drinks, when you can chase drinks" #reallyrealquote

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      1. L U N A ♕‏ @IamJahnaGarcia 15 Jun 2015
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        @TheEllenShow And as one smart gardner said: "My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them" #ReallyRealQuote

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      1. Grickanje‏ @grickanje 15 Jun 2015
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        @TheEllenShowpic.twitter.com/axkSErguZy

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      1. noreen fantasia‏ @anjlfan 15 Jun 2015
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        Here's one @TheEllenShow : Wear sunscreen. — Count Dracula #ReallyRealQuote

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      1. Jujubean122‏ @jujubean122 15 Jun 2015
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        @TheEllenShow "Always wear sunblock." - Dracula #ReallyRealQuote

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      1. L U N A ♕‏ @IamJahnaGarcia 15 Jun 2015
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        "I work 80 hours a week just to get by and I look foward every night to watch @TheEllenShow " - Oprah Winfrey #ReallyRealQuote

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      1. Heather‏ @jxstinsdiamond 15 Jun 2015
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        @TheEllenShow as Betsy Ross once said when looking at her Twitter feed, "This thread is going places!" #ReallyRealQuote

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      1. regina  🎃‏ @gotregina 15 Jun 2015
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        @TheEllenShow please see this ellen #reallyrealquotehttps://twitter.com/lukeheimmings/status/602720603968155648 …

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        Guys please help? 😔👼🏼 pic.twitter.com/BRhvvQNUAX
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