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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 1 Jun 2015

    Sometimes vacations don’t go the way we planned. Tell me your best #VacationNightmare and you could win this week’s hashtag contest!

    4:56 PM - 1 Jun 2015
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      1. Megan Torbenson‏ @MEGANyousmile 1 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        First night - my brother slept-walked down the street into two old ladies house claiming it was his own #VacationNightmare @TheEllenShow

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      2. Kim Whitcomb Shaver‏ @kimshaver14 1 Jun 2015
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        @TheEllenShow our hotel had a fire while i was in the shower and i ended up on the news with a towel on my head #VacationNightmare

        7 replies 6 retweets 97 likes
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      1. Matt G‏ @mgdotnet_ 2 Jun 2015
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        @TheEllenShow #VacationNightmare my bank closed my card, I split my pants getting into the cab to get a new card. Pulled emergency exit ugh

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      1. Just a shutterbug.‏ @LightLovePhoto 1 Jun 2015
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        @TheEllenShow #VacationNightmare 10 day road trip w/parents. Drove 1/2 way across Michigan the wrong way. Wrecked the car. Got strep throat

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      2. Katie‏ @ktweaves 2 Jun 2015
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        @TheEllenShow Our family of four was placed in a hotel room with one double bed! 👍 #VacationNightmare

        3 replies 8 retweets 51 likes
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      2. Rachal Arokiasamy‏ @Rachal_arok 1 Jun 2015
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        @TheEllenShow We went to Disney World (from NC) and when we got there realized I forgot to put my luggage in the car! 😅 #VacationNightmare

        2 replies 4 retweets 52 likes
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      2. Ally Nickert‏ @allymarie93 1 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow when I was like 8, I got my head stuck in a fence at Disney World. A crowd gathered to watch, and I cried. #VacationNightmare

        2 replies 6 retweets 56 likes
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      2. Erin Lancaster™‏ @ErinChristine22 1 Jun 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow my boyfriends mom got in an argument with me over the difference between jelly and jam. #vacationnightmare

        2 replies 3 retweets 43 likes
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      2. Jordan Skora‏ @JordanSkora 1 Jun 2015
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        @TheEllenShow thought a crab bit my foot in the ocean. Walked back to the beach, a fishing hook had gone through my toe. #VacationNightmare

        1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
      3. Doug Walker‏ @Dougfresh502 1 Jun 2015
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        @JordanSkora @TheEllenShow one time I got stuck in Gatlinburg, TN because the car broke down. TripleA didn't show up till 10 hours later.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Jordan Skora‏ @JordanSkora 1 Jun 2015
        Replying to @Dougfresh502

        @Dougfresh502 @TheEllenShow it was New Year's Day and all we had was chips & a little water. @bbros13 threw up in the neighbors driveway.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Ben Brosnan‏ @bbros13 1 Jun 2015
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        @JordanSkora @Dougfresh502 @TheEllenShow and @ThaPattyWagon drove over this giant boulder....pic.twitter.com/AxbcNM6gqE

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1.  🔥‏ @EllensSuperBoy 1 Jun 2015
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        @TheEllenShow #VacationNightmare scary but so true https://shar.es/12ofGo 

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      1. Matt‏ @sliceofmatt 1 Jun 2015
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        @TheEllenShow Only at the top of the glacier in New Zealand did I realize that there was somehow dog poo on my sleeve #VacationNightmare

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