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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 15 May 2015

    What did one eye say to the other? Don’t look now, but something between us smells. #ClassicJokeFriday

    3:03 PM - 15 May 2015
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      1. Tamitra Williford‏ @tamwilliford 22 May 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow Why did the skeleton leave the party? Because he had no body to dance with. #ClassicJokeFridaypic.twitter.com/luImcEihG8

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      1. Betty Cowgirl #Patriot‏ @madamBeth2 15 May 2015
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        @TheEllenShow Get Ellen!! Please check out Sawyer Fredericks on The Voice! Remarkable young man with outstanding voice!! Just sayin!! Love !

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      1. S‏ @angelicfae 15 May 2015
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        @TheEllenShow #LittleMixOnEllen2015

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      1.  🌻‏ @jadeguar 15 May 2015
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        @TheEllenShow #LittleMixOnEllen2015

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      1. Brandy molina‏ @brandyVmolina 18 May 2015
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        @TheEllenShow I bet Katie would love this joke #GetKatieOnEllen

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      1. ͏n͏i͏n͏a misses bts‏ @oceanbangtan 15 May 2015
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        @TheEllenShow lmao I had to read it twice because I'm an idiot and I didn't get it the first time 😂

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      2. Genna-Leigh Williams‏ @Genna_Williams 15 May 2015
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        “@TheEllenShow: What did one eye say to the other? Don’t look now, but something between us smells. #ClassicJokeFriday” 😂😂😂 @RachelS_98

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      3. Rachel Satterfield‏ @RachelS_98 15 May 2015
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        @Genna_Williams 😂😂😂 crying

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      1. S‏ @angelicfae 15 May 2015
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        @TheEllenShow #LittleMixOnEllen2015 💖

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      1. quirk ~ e  💚 💙‏ @GoRejoicing 15 May 2015
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        @TheEllenShow ~ oh and then the nose said something under here sure tastes good.

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      1. Sothia Chhoeum‏ @sothiachhoeum2 15 May 2015
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        @TheEllenShow lol That's funny!

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      1. helo‏ @louistouchz 15 May 2015
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        @TheEllenShow Hey,we want Little Mix on Ellen Show #LittleMixOnEllen2015

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      1. tanya‏ @BABESYOONGl 15 May 2015
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        @TheEllenShow ellen you definitely need to get little mix to perform on your show #LittleMixOnEllen205pic.twitter.com/GPnpVHgvDb

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      1. angus beef (100% halal)‏ @the_nagi 15 May 2015
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        @TheEllenShow go sleep

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      1. Vilma Gustavsson‏ @VizxaG 15 May 2015
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        @TheEllenShow @Moa_Wernersson

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      1. Harley Witschi‏ @harleywitschi24 15 May 2015
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        @TheEllenShow hahaha that's hilarious!!!

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      1. Theresa Gurney‏ @ppiglet1955 28 Jun 2015
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        @TheEllenShow Yeppers I sure do love the Ellen DeGeneres Show. May I please have 2;tickets to your show

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      1. Maria Isabela Lizcan‏ @220de9d768ec4a6 11 Jun 2015
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        @TheEllenShow boba

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