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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 23 Jan 2015

    Why couldn’t the pirate remember the alphabet? He always got lost at C. #ClassicJokeFriday

    1:20 PM - 23 Jan 2015
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    364 replies 3,848 retweets 7,172 likes
      1. Yeohan Kim‏ @Djyeo 23 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow lols #ClassicJokeFriday Knock knock? Granny. Granny who? Knock knock? Aunts? Aunts who? Aunt you glad granny's gone

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      2. Erica Daniels‏ @EricA592 25 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        "@TheEllenShow: Why couldn’t the pirate remember the alphabet? He always got lost at C. #ClassicJokeFriday" @Jazzbro17 😊

        1 reply 2 retweets 2 likes
      3. Jasmin Jane Brown‏ @Jazzbro17 25 Jan 2015
        Replying to @EricA592

        @EricA592 @TheEllenShow Mam and Joseph were very unimpressed with joke but it amused me! Haha!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Erica Daniels‏ @EricA592 25 Jan 2015
        Replying to @Jazzbro17

        @Jazzbro17 @TheEllenShow thought you might like that one hehe! Will have to find a different one to make your mam and Joseph giggle 😁 👍

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      2. I N D R A‏ @IndraLenaaa 23 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: Why couldn’t the pirate remember the alphabet? He always got lost at C. #ClassicJokeFriday”@Itschantaaa

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Cha‏ @gl0ssycha 23 Jan 2015
        Replying to @IndraLenaaa

        @IndraLenaaa @TheEllenShow LMFAOOOOOOOOOOIOOIOOOOOOOOOO

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      1. karli‏ @_karlifries 10 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: Why couldn’t the pirate remember the alphabet? He always got lost at C. #ClassicJokeFriday” @elizabethnies

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      1. Continuum Vegas‏ @ContinuumVegas1 26 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow HEY!! I've found your pirates!! ITS @thepeacepirates ! http://youtu.be/KVb78dkD3nQ  #CallMe 😉

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      1. Raegan Billinger‏ @raeganbillinger 23 Jan 2015
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        “@TheEllenShow: Why couldn’t the pirate remember the alphabet? He always got lost at C. #ClassicJokeFriday” @AlisonSchibi @TrevorPfeif

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      2. Zoe Howard‏ @Zoemhoward 23 Jan 2015
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        @TheEllenShow #ellentotrinity

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      1. hancel‏ @HancelPacheco 2 Feb 2015
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        “@TheEllenShow: Why couldn’t the pirate remember the alphabet? He always got lost at C. #ClassicJokeFriday” @Profanitie_Fair

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      1. A.  🌻‏ @_unicornkisses 24 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: Why couldn’t the pirate remember the alphabet? He always got lost at C. #ClassicJokeFriday” @colinodonoghue1 😂

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      1. Geniiiiii ✨‏ @GeniiChavez 23 Jan 2015
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        “@TheEllenShow: Why couldn’t the pirate remember the alphabet? He always got lost at C. #ClassicJokeFriday” #EllenToTrinity #CharlesClark

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      1. Kay Conners‏ @kconners09 23 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow:Why couldn’t the pirate remember the alphabet? He always got lost at C. #ClassicJokeFriday”>lol@burgessdave @burgess_shelley

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      1. Mitch McLain‏ @MooseMcLain6 23 Jan 2015
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        “@TheEllenShow: Why couldn’t the pirate remember the alphabet? He always got lost at C. #ClassicJokeFriday” @KellyCioffi

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      1. Monserrat Mayen ❤‏ @MonseMayen 23 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        #TokioHotelOnTheEllenShow @tokiohotel @TheEllenShow @decodeltd ♡

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      1. Fuzzy Wuzzy Anipals‏ @FuzzyAnipals 23 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow If you need some more silly kids jokes - we have 101 of them on a playlist.https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzDf7nB1GzaqA9VmgMVE3kkK52ZQ180hf …

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      1. em‏ @emily_nardone 23 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: Why couldn’t the pirate remember the alphabet? He always got lost at C.” @scruffo4life almost as good as your pirate joke!

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