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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 19 Nov 2014

    Gay marriage has come to Montana! To celebrate, I invented a gay dating app specifically for the people of Montana. I call it “Timber."

    2:34 PM - 19 Nov 2014
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      2. alexnder‏ @holycvm 19 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow FUCK MY ASS WITH YOUR FAT COCK, MAKE MY ASS BLEED TO DEATH, PLEASE DADDY.

        5 replies 3 retweets 2 likes
      3. Raven‏ @mistyraven18 19 Nov 2014
        Replying to @holycvm

        @camerondcIIas bitch

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      4. alexnder‏ @holycvm 19 Nov 2014
        Replying to @mistyraven18

        @BartBakerLover1 ❤️❤️

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      1. if wellness is this what in hells name is sickness‏ @Zaa93 19 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow please check out @homefromnarnia #RainbowDirEllen :D 😃😁🌈🎉😁❤️

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      2. Lily  💙‏ @LilyMarieMFC 19 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        .@TheEllenShow anyone feel like explaining this joke to me? 😞 ^

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      3. Jessie Wolfe‏ @JessieWolfexoxo 19 Nov 2014
        Replying to @LilyMarieMFC

        @LilyMarieMFC @TheEllenShow is timber i guess?

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      4. Lily  💙‏ @LilyMarieMFC 19 Nov 2014
        Replying to @JessieWolfexoxo

        @JessieWolfexoxo ah thanks! I know what both timber and Tinder are, but didn't make the connection and know nothing about Montana.

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      5.  🍀 Irish__8  🍀‏ @Irish__8 19 Nov 2014
        Replying to @LilyMarieMFC

        @LilyMarieMFC @JessieWolfexoxo And I shoulda checked the convo before I went ahead and replied :D

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      1. (◡‿◡✿) izzi‏ @bandburnout 19 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow YAY

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      1. Andre.‏ @Andy_Newton24 19 Nov 2014
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        @TheEllenShow @joeyandrews24 this makes me sick

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      1. nik‏ @nikkiwolery34 19 Nov 2014
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        @TheEllenShow Dangit Ellen, we aren't lumberjacks. We're normal people who wear too much plaid and eat too much beef!

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      1. Not a Soel-dier‏ @igotsoel 19 Nov 2014
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        @TheEllenShow People in Montana: "It's going down, I'm yelling timber!"

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      1. Seth‏ @Simple_Man_Seth 19 Nov 2014
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        @TheEllenShow @allcke #stopgaymarriage2k14

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      1. Brittney‏ @brittneylately 19 Nov 2014
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        @TheEllenShow The Mindy Project already invented a dating app called Timber for loggers who are looking for trouble!

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      1. Qban 305‏ @qbanfatfree 19 Nov 2014
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        @TheEllenShow miami ?pic.twitter.com/iHRK2ZAuMV

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      1. kate roberts‏ @kate_forlife 28 Nov 2014
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        @TheEllenShow Gay Marriage http://youtu.be/s3n5bdvRhVY  #evonlatrail #trending #gayrights

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      1. Liliana Cervantes‏ @lilict8123 26 Nov 2014
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