What did mama cow say to her calf whenever she sees him past midnight? "It's pasture bedtime."
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@TheEllenShow: It’s National Farm Joke Day! What’s a sheep’s favorite song? "Goat Tell It on the Mountain.”@KellyCioffi -
@NillerTime6 I'm sensing a potential second career post-hockey here?
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@TheEllenShow: It’s National Farm Joke Day! What’s a sheep’s favorite song? "Goat Tell It on the Mountain.””@marrrrrge#MondayPundayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow I thought it would be "Baad Baad Leroy Brown"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow - Why did the farmer's wife kick all the hens out of the henhouse? Because they were using 'foul' language'.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow@ohhaiitskai more like "Goat Tell it on the Mouton"
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@alexa_delozier too funny
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