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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 31 Oct 2014

    Why don’t lobsters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish. #ClassicJokeFriday

    11:18 AM - 31 Oct 2014
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      1. Orren Stein‏ @BigOshow14 31 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow What is a Zombie's least favorite Halloween candy? Life Savers! 👻 #ClassicJokeFriday #Halloween 🎃

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      1. kelly‏ @notxjenxaniston 31 Oct 2014
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        “@TheEllenShow: Why don’t lobsters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish. #ClassicJokeFriday” aww lobsters☺️😍❤️pic.twitter.com/b3pSlRaQtL

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      1. Mark Wickens‏ @mwickens 31 Oct 2014
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        I don't get it. #ObjectivistProblems RT @TheEllenShow: Why don’t lobsters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

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      1. Brittany Phillips‏ @bmp098 31 Oct 2014
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        “@TheEllenShow: Why don’t lobsters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish. #ClassicJokeFriday” @Eastep_66

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      1. Damian‏ @duhh_damian 31 Oct 2014
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        "@TheEllenShow: Why don’t lobsters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish. #ClassicJokeFriday" @_jennyjimenez @tina_kin lol

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      1. Blake Joiner 🇺🇸‏ @SwaggyBJoiner 31 Oct 2014
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        “@TheEllenShow: Why don’t lobsters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish. #ClassicJokeFriday”@Virginiacon7

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      2. Elo  🏈 🐶‏ @KbexAniston 31 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow Speaking of lobsters, when is the Cast of FRIENDS coming ? :)

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      3. Audrey || Matteney‏ @perryxcox 1 Nov 2014
        Replying to @KbexAniston

        @CentralPerk9 OMG love what you did there 😂😂 thanks for that 😘

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      4. Elo  🏈 🐶‏ @KbexAniston 1 Nov 2014
        Replying to @perryxcox

        @towfriendsshow HAHAHA 😂😂 I had to say something 😘😘

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      1. Kayla Davis‏ @kay_davis5 31 Oct 2014
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        “@TheEllenShow: Why don’t lobsters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish. #ClassicJokeFriday” hahahaha😂😂😂

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      1. shelly kay loomis‏ @shelly_kay21 31 Oct 2014
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        @TheEllenShow what did the zero say to the eight? ... Nice belt.

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      1. Kate Donnellan‏ @kateluvsfish 31 Oct 2014
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        “@TheEllenShow: Why don’t lobsters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish. #ClassicJokeFriday” @FulweilerLab

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      1. Heather‏ @hpreuit 31 Oct 2014
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        “@TheEllenShow: Why don’t lobsters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish. #ClassicJokeFriday”@empreuitx3

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      1. mariss‏ @rissars96 31 Oct 2014
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        “@TheEllenShow: Why don’t lobsters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish. #ClassicJokeFriday” @kimbrenea @christine_saram

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      2. .‏ @MythicalMars 31 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow we have a friend named David and he lost his id so now we call him Dav #classicjokefriday lol

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      3. Theresa Doherty‏ @tdoherty1118 1 Nov 2014
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        @MichrosasRoss @TheEllenShow

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      1. AmyC.‏ @AmyCostin7 31 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow how do you make a hanky dance? Put a little boogie in it😁 #ClassicJokeFriday

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