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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 10 Oct 2014

    Does anyone know how the elevator business is? It has its ups and downs. #ClassicJokeFriday

    1:18 PM - 10 Oct 2014
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    235 replies 1,736 retweets 4,111 likes
      1. Orren Stein‏ @BigOshow14 10 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow What do you call security guards working for Samsung? Guardians of the Galaxy 😏 #ClassicJokeFriday

        0 replies 11 retweets 14 likes
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      2. Mitch McLain‏ @MooseMcLain6 10 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: Does anyone know how the elevator business is? It has its ups and downs. #ClassicJokeFriday” @KellyCioffi

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Däniel J Ändersön‏ @Hockeyhousebrd 10 Oct 2014
        Replying to @MooseMcLain6

        @NillerTime6 I hope none of your opponents follow man if they find out you watch Elllen it will be chirp city #SoftServe

        0 replies 2 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Very Spooky Michael‏ @Home_Halfway 10 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow Lots of levels to this joke, Ellen.

        1 reply 0 retweets 29 likes
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      1. Pillar IP, Inc.‏ @PillarIPInc 10 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch! #ClassicJokeFriday

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      2. Kirk & Callahan‏Verified account @KirkAndCallahan 10 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        Don't waste the good stuff on Twitter. RT @TheEllenShow Does anyone know how the elevator business is? It has its ups and downs.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Kenneth stark‏ @kennystark123 10 Oct 2014
        Replying to @KirkAndCallahan

        @DandCShow @TheEllenShow did she ever reach out to Sam ?

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      4. Kirk & Callahan‏Verified account @KirkAndCallahan 10 Oct 2014
        Replying to @kennystark123

        No, Sam went all the way to L.A. and she couldn't make time for him. RT @kennystark123 did she ever reach out to Sam?

        0 replies 2 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Erica Shea‏ @Eshea12Shea 10 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? A: I'm bakin'. "#ClassicJokeFriday on the Ellen show"

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      2. y☆z‏ @yazpitts8 10 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: Does anyone know how the elevator business is? It has its ups and downs. #ClassicJokeFriday” @JacobMTT

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Donald J(acob) Trump‏ @JacobMTT 10 Oct 2014
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        @yazpitts8 @TheEllenShow 😂😂😂😂

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      1.  🔮 💀 🌑Morgan 🌑 💀 🔮‏ @MorganMcCabe4 10 Oct 2014
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        “@TheEllenShow: Does anyone know how the elevator business is? It has its ups and downs. #ClassicJokeFriday”@b_watos Dailey Bailey

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      1. Carly Buie‏ @caaarlyb 10 Oct 2014
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        “@TheEllenShow: Does anyone know how the elevator business is? It has its ups and downs. #ClassicJokeFriday” @t_rice10

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      1. Breanna‏ @Breanna_A89 10 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow how do you make a hanky dance? Put a little boogie in it haha

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      2. Kathryn Brusco‏ @KathrynBruscoBk 10 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow I'd like to introduce you to my good friend @BoulderadoOtis! Ellen...Otis. Otis...Ellen.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Boulderado Otis‏ @BoulderadoOtis 10 Oct 2014
        Replying to @KathrynBruscoBk

        @KathrynBruscoBk Well hello there, @TheEllenShow! Pleased to make your acquaintance, and very much enjoyed your elevator joke.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. KᗩYᒪEE ᒪYᑎᑎ ᗯEᗷᗷ‏ @kayleelynnwebb 10 Oct 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow what do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your front door? Matt. Lol #ClassicJokeFriday

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Autumn Mairen‏ @savvyfish 10 Oct 2014
        Replying to @kayleelynnwebb

        @Timberlake4Life What do you call a guy with no arms or legs that floats in your pool? Bob. #ClassicJokeFriday

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. KᗩYᒪEE ᒪYᑎᑎ ᗯEᗷᗷ‏ @kayleelynnwebb 10 Oct 2014
        Replying to @savvyfish

        @savvyfish haha my dad told me that one. I love those jokes

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Autumn Mairen‏ @savvyfish 10 Oct 2014
        Replying to @kayleelynnwebb

        @Timberlake4Life Haha I love em too! What about a guy with no arms and no legs in your mailbox? Bill.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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