“@TheEllenShow: Why did the man eat yeast and shoe polish before going to bed? He wanted to rise and shine. ” @brocksbushes
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@TheEllenShow I bet your gardener will be so pleased with this#ClassicJokeFriday that he'll rip his shirt off againpic.twitter.com/gWrNdpLJCS
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@TheEllenShow when are you going to do an über ride that would be amazingpic.twitter.com/5wUPguDF1B
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@TheEllenShow can you be an@Uber driver for a day please. That will be#hilarious !!!
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@TheEllenShow What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow: Why did the man eat yeast and shoe polish before going to bed? He wanted to rise and shine.#ClassicJokeFriday”@jdays_
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@Lizzzc_ it's funnier than the joke you told me yesterday lol
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@TheEllenShow: Why did the man eat yeast and shoe polish before going to bed? He wanted to rise and shine.#ClassicJokeFriday” @k8e_scott - End of conversation
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