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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 3 Sep 2014

    What do you call 4 dolls waiting in line? A barbiecue #ClassicJokeWednesday

    10:37 AM - 3 Sep 2014
    • 3,201 Retweets
    • 5,419 Likes
    • Tasha Addicott Nagarjuna megani19 Morgan Jennifer Payette Jessica Tessie Louise-Lykke ♡ Mr. Weirdo
    205 replies 3,201 retweets 5,419 likes
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      2. Orren Stein‏ @BigOshow14 3 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        .@TheEllenShow Why don’t oysters share their pearls? They’re shellfish 😏 #ClassicJokeWednesday

        1 reply 8 retweets 10 likes
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      1. laura martinez‏ @9016Laura 3 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow @rubysue1963 hahaha!!!. How bout having Caleb Johnson on your show ?? Plzzzz

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      1. M‏ @Megannn_Coleen 3 Sep 2014
        Replying to @morganleigh_15

        @morganleigh_15 @TheEllenShow HAHAHAHA I TOLD THIS TO SOME OF MY TEAMMATES AND ITS SO FUNNY

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      2. I N D R A‏ @IndraLenaaa 20 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: What do you call 4 dolls waiting in line? A barbiecue #ClassicJokeWednesday” @Itschantaaa LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Cha‏ @gl0ssycha 20 Sep 2014
        Replying to @IndraLenaaa

        @IndraLenaaa @TheEllenShow MY TUMMY HURTS LMFAOOOOOKKKKKKK

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      2. ƙᵃϮⅈع ⭐️‏ @KatieHogart 3 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: What do you call 4 dolls waiting in line? A barbiecue #ClassicJokeWednesday” @AleeshaLaBreche

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Aleesha LaBreche‏ @AleeshaLaBreche 3 Sep 2014
        Replying to @KatieHogart

        @KatieHogart I just know I need to be prepared to laugh when I get a twitter notification from you 😂😂

        0 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
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      2. Giulia Donzuso‏ @giuliadonzuso 3 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: What do you call 4 dolls waiting in line? A barbiecue #ClassicJokeWednesday”@MaryJCaligiuri 😂😂😂

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. MEugenia Caligiuri‏ @MaryJCaligiuri 3 Sep 2014
        Replying to @giuliadonzuso

        @giuliadonzuso 😂😂😂😂😂😂👸👸👸👸

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Richard Lord Online‏ @RichardLord_OL 3 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: What do you call 4 dolls waiting in line? A barbiecue #ClassicJokeWednesday” @dvet78

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. David Thompson‏ @dvet78 3 Sep 2014
        Replying to @RichardLord_OL

        @Rich_L_ @TheEllenShow 👏👏👏👏

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Megan Gates‏ @Sing_andlove 3 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: What do you call 4 dolls waiting in line? A barbiecue #ClassicJokeWednesday” @MaggieFaulkner2

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      2. MARINA‏ @marininafdez 3 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: What do you call 4 dolls waiting in line? A barbiecue #ClassicJokeWednesday” @javimoris7 mejor que los del perro 🐶😂😂

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      3. Javi Morís‏ @javimoris7 3 Sep 2014
        Replying to @marininafdez

        @marininafdez madre mia cada día bajas mas el liston de nuestros chistes jajaj

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. MARINA‏ @marininafdez 3 Sep 2014
        Replying to @javimoris7

        @javimoris7 son los mejores😏😏

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      1. Meagan Fraser‏ @mfrasersa 3 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: What do you call 4 dolls waiting in line? A barbiecue #ClassicJokeWednesday” @kerrynohare 😂

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      1. Mo Finn‏ @mofinn31 3 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow Technically a barbiequeue. #justsaying

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