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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 6 Aug 2014

    Why did the elevator go see the doctor? It was coming down with something. #ClassicJokeWednesday

    2:31 PM - 6 Aug 2014
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    303 replies 3,734 retweets 7,004 likes
      1. Orren Stein‏ @BigOshow14 6 Aug 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        .@TheEllenShow What do you call a pig that does Karate? Pork chop 👊 #ClassicJokeWednesday

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      1. Maria Laura‏ @Miss_LauraM 6 Aug 2014
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        “@TheEllenShow: Why did the elevator go see the doctor? It was coming down with something. #ClassicJokeWednesday”😹😹😹😹

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      1. Catherine Spratt‏ @KitCatSpratt 6 Aug 2014
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        @BoyMAGnet_ thank god you get me

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      2. Kelseyy ✨‏ @Kel_bell96 6 Aug 2014
        Replying to @ashwii_kwii

        @Ashwii_Mariee 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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      4. Kelseyy ✨‏ @Kel_bell96 6 Aug 2014
        Replying to @ashwii_kwii

        @Ashwii_Mariee that was funny. 😂

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      1. Kamelia Smart‏ @kamelia_smart 6 Aug 2014
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        “@TheEllenShow: Why did the elevator go see the doctor? It was coming down with something. #ClassicJokeWednesday” @HeatherLeora98

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      1. Scooter‏ @NeuteredScooter 6 Aug 2014
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        What did the cat say when he finally met Ellen? "I've seen the meowntain top!" "@TheEllenShow Why did the elevator?.. #ClassicJokeWednesday

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      1. Jennie  🌈‏ @celestiallmj 6 Aug 2014
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        @TheEllenShow old but gold

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      1. Caroline Smith‏ @caroline_daviss 6 Aug 2014
        Replying to @Alexajnichols

        @Alexajnichols oh man am I embracing your cheesy sense of humor right now, I cannot WAIT to see you tomorrow.

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      2. Shehu Masta II™‏ @UncleBish 6 Aug 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow @Beelamimi #ClassicJokeWednesday Why did Johnny throw the wall clock out the window?

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      3. Nabila Mimidoo Awwal‏ @Beelamimi 6 Aug 2014
        Replying to @UncleBish

        @Bish_50 @TheEllenShow He was probably running out of time ....lol

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      4. Shehu Masta II™‏ @UncleBish 6 Aug 2014
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        Cos he wants to see time fly. @beelamimi @theellenshow

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      5. Nabila Mimidoo Awwal‏ @Beelamimi 7 Aug 2014
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        @Bish_50 Lol.. Oh yeah! I remember this one.

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