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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 23 Jul 2014

    Why did the baker have to go to the bank? He kneaded dough. #ClassicJokeWednesday

    1:47 PM - 23 Jul 2014
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    398 replies 5,433 retweets 8,903 likes
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      2. Chef Curtis Stone‏Verified account @CurtisStone 25 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        Food pun jokes= my guilty pleasure. Love 'em! RT @TheEllenShow Why did the baker have to go to the bank? He kneaded dough.

        3 replies 9 retweets 25 likes
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      2. Orren Stein‏ @BigOshow14 23 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet? Supplies! 😆 #ClassicJokeWednesday

        1 reply 10 retweets 20 likes
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      2. 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔣𝔢𝔫 ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔩𝔩𝔬  🔱‏ @StefenColalillo 23 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it @TheEllenShow #ClassicJokeWednesday

        3 replies 9 retweets 12 likes
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      2. Jared‏ @Bunbunnyny 23 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow That's grammatically incorrect, your statement is wrong.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Paula‏ @MissieP1 26 Jul 2014
        Replying to @Bunbunnyny

        @Bunbunnyny @TheEllenShow well done! you're funnier than the joke!!!!!

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      4. Nick Mollenhauer‏ @NickM97 26 Jul 2014
        Replying to @MissieP1

        @MissieP1 @Bunbunnyny @TheEllenShow You're the joke, Jared.

        0 replies 2 retweets 2 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. Sneha Patel‏ @_snehapatel_ 23 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow #HelpDCHSELLEN #HelpDCHSELLEN #HelpDCHSELLEN #HelpDCHSELLEN #HelpDCHSELLEN #HelpDCHSELLEN

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      1. shelbs • Big heart energy 💖•‏ @s_fiink4 23 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: Why did the baker have to go to the bank? He kneaded dough. #ClassicJokeWednesday” @XmyheartMT

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      2. (be)Danté Knowles‏ @dante_dini 23 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: Why did the baker have to go to the bank? He kneaded dough. #ClassicJokeWednesday” @stolmackattackpic.twitter.com/QYNN6XQI7Z

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. Alyssa Stolmack‏ @stolmackattack 23 Jul 2014
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        @dante_orlandini I love youpic.twitter.com/H739mp3g26

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      1. Colleen Craven‏ @colleenc126 23 Jul 2014
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        “@TheEllenShow: Why did the baker have to go to the bank? He kneaded dough. #ClassicJokeWednesday” @legomymegoplz

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      1. Sami Stubbs‏ @samistubbs 23 Jul 2014
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        “@TheEllenShow: Why did the baker have to go to the bank? He kneaded dough. #ClassicJokeWednesday” wow ellen & I are on the same wave length

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      1. Paige Crawford‏ @PaigeCrawford35 23 Jul 2014
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        “@TheEllenShow: Why did the baker have to go to the bank? He kneaded dough. #ClassicJokeWednesday” @Mr_Toombs10

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      2. Dawn Marie  💃🏼‏ @DawnMarieInnit 23 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: Why did the baker have to go to the bank? He kneaded dough. #ClassicJokeWednesday” @MCliffordmusic @asmemo39

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Mike Clifford‏ @MCliffordmusic 23 Jul 2014
        Replying to @DawnMarieInnit

        @TheDawnMarieee @TheEllenShow @asmemo39 oh boy.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Jessy Nassar‏ @TheyCallMeJessy 23 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: Why did the baker have to go to the bank? He kneaded dough. #ClassicJokeWednesday” @christiannehall 💜💜💜💜

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Christianne Hall‏ @christiannehall 23 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheyCallMeJessy

        @TheyCallMeJessy THAT WAS SO GOOD JESS HAHAHA 💖

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      4. Jessy Nassar‏ @TheyCallMeJessy 23 Jul 2014
        Replying to @christiannehall

        @christiannehall I MISS YOU CJ ❤️

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      5. Christianne Hall‏ @christiannehall 23 Jul 2014
        Replying to @TheyCallMeJessy

        @TheyCallMeJessy I MISS YOU TOO JESSY

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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