@TheEllenShow Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he neverlands. I love this joke because it never grows old
#ClassicJokeWednesday
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@TheEllenShow: Why did the cub have to wear the homemade outfits? Because his mom sewed it with her bear hands. ” @_CELENuhhhh

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@TheEllenShow: Why did the cub have to wear the homemade outfits? Because his mom sewed it with her bear hands.#ClassicJokeWednesday” -
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@TheEllenShow@TheEllenShow Ellen! I wrote about you for my English finals and I got an A+! I love you so much, ur a true inspiration!(: -
@sonja_voss@TheEllenShow great job !#EllenInspiration is always good to have ! -
@TempoTemptress@TheEllenShow yeah, I wish there were more people like her :) -
@sonja_voss@TheEllenShow me too .. Maybe we can convince#ellen &#Portia to have some clones made . I want one or two !#CloneEllen -
@TempoTemptress@TheEllenShow let's try to persuade them!! :)#CloneEllenandPortia#Weneedmoregoodpeople!
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@TheEllenShow Hello Ellen please have Keith Harkin on your show check him out on YouTube you won't regret it <3Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow: Why did the cub have to wear the homemade outfits? Because his mom sewed it with her bear hands."@SethWB -
@acruuuz@TheEllenShow oh that's emBEARissing -
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@SethWB:@acruuuz@TheEllenShow oh that's emBEARissing” Just BEARly -
@acruuuz@TheEllenShow oh lord, this is unBEARable -
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@SethWB:@acruuuz@TheEllenShow oh lord, this is unBEARable” I know! I just can't BEAR it! -
@acruuuz@TheEllenShow let's just get our BEARings here -
@SethWB@TheEllenShow I'm PAWSitive that our puns are incomBEARable -
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@TheEllenShow What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
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